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2007-02-06 15:17:26 · 24 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would have to come to the conclussion that I was at a home town party, most likely a chili cook off, and I got drunk on JD and coke, then I had to go pee, but sense all the trees were taken I was forced to go to the local gas station. I probably staggered my way out of the yard, and thought sense I am leaving I don't think I will be back so I will take my bowl of chili with me. I probably put the bowl of chili in the passenger side floor board. My shoes were tight so I proceeded to take them off. Then I drove off. Being in the drunken state that I was in I most likely got out on the passengers side because there was a car on the drivers side, and I was afriad I would throw up on it. In the process of getting out of the car I stepped into the chili. I am sure by then the motion of the car and the smell of the chili made me feel really woozy so I stumbled my bare foot self into the restroom. Before I got to the restroom I am sure I through up as well, after all I am not much on drinking. Then by the time I got to the rest room, I was so dizzy I was seeing black. I passed out before I ever made it to the toilet.
Now that is how I got there, I have no idea what I would do once I woke up because I am sure that I don't remember a thing, and I am certain I would not be fit to drive, and who would want to explain to their husband how the came to be in a gas station restroom with Chili on their foot?
2007-02-06 15:35:50 · answer #1 · answered by trhwsh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gingerly pull off my socks and toss them gently into the nearby trash receptacle (being careful not to spill or splash ... I've done the same thing with chili-filled boxers ...). Then, if I had any, errrrr, "chili" remaining on my feet, I would thoroughly wash my feet in the bathroom sink, dry them, replace my shoes and get the *&^% outta there ...
2007-02-06 15:28:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I would probably have a panic attack and faint, then wake up several minutes later get up and run out of there. But I would most likely be hungry so I would go back inside the gas station and have a slurpee with a buttered roll.
2016-03-29 08:53:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Taste to make sure its chili then go back to sleep.
2007-02-06 15:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by Space Ace 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would get some crackers to eat the chili with. o.O
2007-02-06 15:19:14 · answer #5 · answered by Ann Michelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonder where the chili came from and is there any left.
2007-02-06 15:21:11 · answer #6 · answered by pretty_lil_bit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flush the toilet, then buy some Tums from the service person.
2007-02-06 15:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by zzum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same thing I do everyday....try and take over the world.
2007-02-06 15:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by ea_villeneuve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd think it's not chili!
2007-02-06 15:20:24 · answer #9 · answered by Jane H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I would take Several showers! lol
2007-02-06 15:20:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋