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you are getting old? Is there some sign, like when you get the same sensation from your rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster?

2007-02-06 14:49:11 · 20 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

lol the rocking chair analogy is absolutely hilarious.

I know I am getting old because different things bother me. When I was young I coulnd't wait to get to college and be on my own and be independent and whatever else.

Now I know I am getting older because I am bothered sometimes by all the freedom I have and the fact that I have to make my own decisions. I am bothered by how sexual the world is becoming, whereas when I was younger I didn't even notice these sorts of things.

2007-02-07 03:06:18 · answer #1 · answered by cutie pie 5 · 1 0

Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

You watch the Weather Channel.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break-up."

You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.

Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You take naps.

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms & pregnancy tests.

A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

"I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to drink that much again."

90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.

You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?"

You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ***.

2007-02-06 22:59:15 · answer #2 · answered by ♣Ally♣ 4 · 1 0

Getting in the rocking chair takes you time to get in but ...

It takes three to get you out!!!

This is as old as me and the hills...but I have to say it....
"what I could do all night long ...takes me all night to do.."

When you grandson comes into the toilet ...while your grunting hard because of constipation and asks you if.......?

Your having a heart attack and shouild he call 911...(he is eight)

You used to buy a two four of beer...and had to go to the bootleggers to get through the night of drinking......Now you only chill one bottle of beer and get two glasses....

White bread is a no no !!...100% whole wheat.....is in!.
Prune juice and prunes are your choice of beverage and fruit!!!

Your body has more creeks, cracks and drafts....than the house that your great grand mother willed you!!

Gout pays rent on your body...and your quite happy with the additional income....

When age spots come together so well you tell all your friends you got the great tan in Florida !!

You try to put your dentures in your ears and your hearing aid in your mouth...(can't hear a thing except your stomach growling cause your hungry and cant chew anything...and swallowed the hearing aid)

Getting a wedgie is known as having your collastamy bagged twisted!!!...

Forgetting where you put it...only to be told you never had it...

Someone chews your food for you !!

You get confused with which are your or your grand childs diapers!!

You lose the belt...and gain suspenders in your wardrobe..

A hot water bottle is the size of the mattress..

Tonic water gives you a buzz!!

There is a name tag with a number to call. placed on your lapel by your favourite daughter....

You go shopping an hour early to get a good spot in line awaiting that electric wheelchair to put your grub in..

You wheeze, sneeze and pass gas all at once with no embarassment!!!

Sex is known as a gum job!!

You try to give the finger to someone you dislike...and all five fingers point to the sky...

You keep playing with your tongue inside your mouth to pass time....

The door bell rings you answer the phone...
The phone rings ...you check to see if the alarm is ringing...
The alarm goes off.....yes...you go to the door...!

Your biggest task of the day is getting that lid off that can of soup !!

Your wife plays hacky sack with her boobs and lets you join in only if you recite the rules!!

Guess I'm just getting there...Thanks for the enlightment TEK!!!

2007-02-07 11:10:55 · answer #3 · answered by yahoo 6 · 0 0

When it takes the help of supporting my weight on the nightstand to just get out of bed and then listening to all my bones cracking as I stand up and take a few steps

2007-02-06 22:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Being called sir from the 20yr old behind the counter.

2007-02-06 22:54:27 · answer #5 · answered by Space Ace 4 · 0 0

I felt old when my daughter called to tell me to be careful walking because there was ice on the sidewalks and parking lot.

2007-02-06 22:53:56 · answer #6 · answered by Bowllynn 7 · 0 0

When I roll over in the bed and it sounds like a war zone?
POP POP POP!!
Maybe when I look in the mirror in the morning and think there's a turkey in it...Oh wait! That's my neck!
Holy CRAP what have I become?!

2007-02-06 22:54:34 · answer #7 · answered by mom 4 · 2 0

That is one way. Also continuing to change an avatar may be another. Nice hat, I missed it.

2007-02-06 22:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by Papa 7 · 0 0

I wish !!! LMAO YEAH!!!!!!!!
THE REAL TEK IS BACK!!!! LOL ♥BREN♥
One day I will put my real pic on here !
Love those roller coasters !!!

2007-02-06 23:46:07 · answer #9 · answered by Bren 7 · 0 0

Ha!
Yes I agree

2007-02-06 23:00:06 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

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