I really don't want to smell his nasty butt all of the time. He is so gassy, every day! I get sick of it, and it really makes me mad when he does it at the dinner table. What can I do?
2007-02-06 13:34:27 · 12 answers · asked by mrshughjass 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
HAHAHA that's funny.You need to eat some of the nastiest food you can fix like tuna and eggs,broccoli and onion,chili,deviled eggs and maybe a big glass of milk to wash it down.That night when bed time comes around see how many times you can gag him.Let one rip and hold the covers over his head.Give to him as good or better than he gives you.That's the fun in sharing.
2007-02-06 13:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How was he raised he sounds so rude.Doing that at the dinner table is a bit much.Does he realize how ugly and digesting us women find that. Does he do it at the table just to be funny.Now you no why men are call pigs.When my husband lets one under the covers he tucks himself that way it isn't that bad.If it does escape I have my handy bottle of perfume that does the trick.
2007-02-06 21:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by Teenie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
everybody passes gas. As for at the dinner table he's just plain rude. Tell him so.
2007-02-06 21:43:21 · answer #3 · answered by Pandora 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't serve him ANY beans of ANY kind no more and buy him some of those "Gas X" tablets or "Beano".
Also, Brocolli and certain veggies produce GAS!
LOL sorry------couldn't help it!
2007-02-06 21:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by julesrules 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Limit his sugar intake and also sulphurous foods. Also beans, meat, cheese. Hope this helps
2007-02-06 21:49:22 · answer #5 · answered by Birdie Girl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Feed him something different or take him to a doctors.....gas can be a serious problem. Good luck.
2007-02-06 21:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by gray_c23 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He needs to see a doctor for his gas problem and get medication for it.
2007-02-06 21:41:43 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Hewitt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have him take some gasx if this doesnt work take him to the dr if all else fails stick a cork up his a**
2007-02-06 21:52:25 · answer #8 · answered by bnd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give him some beano with his meals! lol
2007-02-07 00:34:46 · answer #9 · answered by tooyoung2bagrannybabe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed him better quality food.
2007-02-06 21:37:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋