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Okay, since this question is in the Zoology category, I'm going to give a zoological answer. Namely, animal behavior.

If "give you heart to the Lord" means you are subordinate to the Lord, then....

The Lord is Alpha!

You should act subordinate to the Lord at all times. Walk with your tail down and keep your head below the Lord's level. Cringing and crawling is good too. If the Lord is angry, you can try to pacify Him by gently tapping your nose under his chin. Or you could go for the full-on submissive posture, and roll over to expose your vulnerable belly.

Regarding alcohol, remember, you are submissive to the Lord. You can only have alcohol after the Lord has taken his full, and only when he lets you approach the alcohol. You should also feed the Lord's offspring before you feed yourself or your own offspring any alcohol.

2007-02-06 12:34:59 · answer #1 · answered by psychoduckie25 2 · 1 0

As my feet slap down against the cold wet pavement, and my face drips rain from the storm, an unrelenting need to drink pushes me further. Exact final destination appears unknown , but it's inevitable that the evil inside will again return me to the source of my nightmare. No control, no will of my own, no power had I found that might evict this hell that had infected my body and mind. Self-identity, and all that was once me, had been buried under countless layers of drunkenness, so deep, that any calls for help were merely an echo inside my head.
This living liquid curse, cunning and without conscience, had been absorbed into a body which at one time eagerly welcomed it's unyielding influence. But now, as the onslaught of alcohol turned viciously against the world around me, it was only I being held responsible for it's drunken destruction carried out during my imprisonment.
Those intense fear ridden mornings, when I awoke to find yet another nightmare of alcohol's creation, devilishly constructed from it's own personality the night before. Whether it was the sight of dried blood crusted over both hands, or the unfamiliar surroundings of a place where I shouldn't have been, alcohol knew how to render me frozen with crippling insecurity. Too frightened to reason out a healthy answer as to what was happening to me, a deliberate terror of conscience always reached out and tightly gripped my soul. This devil, disguised and hidden behind my own recently drunken face, knew exactly where I'd run to for help. This was much more then an accident through drink. Alcohol's intent was to survive at all costs, to live and breath it's own existence using me as it's host of choice.
But, now, unaware of this developing transformation, all I wanted to do was calm the terror inside my head. There would be only one place, one exit, one chance to escape into a feeling of normality. Alcohol left nothing to chance, and as it waited patiently for me to return a bottle to my lips, I could almost hear a deep sullen laughter quicken my mobility. I desperately needed to lock myself away into the only security I knew, and to experience that precious freedom, I once again had to ingest my enslaver.
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2007-02-10 12:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by Steve 3 · 0 0

I don't think so. Just don't get drunk. Recently I made tiramisu, an Italian desert, that you soak ladyfingers in a coffee and rum mixture, and there's marsala wine in the pudding part. I slept very well that night!

2007-02-06 19:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by quillologist 5 · 0 0

This has nothing to do with zoology. If you want to discuss moral or religious issues, put your questions in the right category.

2007-02-06 19:37:16 · answer #4 · answered by Vincent G 7 · 2 0

You can drink, smoke pot, snort coke, have sex with numerous women as long as its only occasionally.

2007-02-06 21:12:41 · answer #5 · answered by rock 3 · 0 0

You are only giving him your HEART! That means that your liver and kidneys are still yours - go for it!

2007-02-06 19:40:28 · answer #6 · answered by mad_mick001 5 · 0 0

nope Jesus drank and so should we....but in moderation and responsibly.

2007-02-06 21:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by christopher A 1 · 0 0

not if you want to give your SOUL TO THE DEVIL.

2007-02-06 19:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by $Sun King$ 7 · 0 0

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