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Ha!

What kind of fool do you take me for???

Whenever I knit sweaters in the garage I make sure that I am sitting in my car with the engine running, the headlights on, and the garage door shut tightly.

2007-02-06 14:27:11 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 2 0

A sweater knitted from bus schedules would be a timely gift. Our bus driver just stole our lunch money. I grew up in a tough neighborhood. I got even with him, though. I cut the brake line just before I got on the bus.

2016-05-24 01:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

lol… is that the same sweater u were knitting last time and haven’t finish it yet? Well, no ‘cause homeless ppl don’t like me to join ‘em, I don’t know how to knit, and I always park my car in the garage.

2007-02-06 11:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by they're savages 5 · 1 0

No. But I once found myself in my garage searching for rocks, and realized that I had lost my life.

2007-02-06 11:13:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, but that has happened to me while sitting in the garage crocheting before....strange things seem to happen to me when I do things like that, needlework, etc.....

2007-02-06 16:41:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a) get glasses
b) hearing aid
c) car alarm
d) knit new car
e) you are funny

2007-02-06 11:14:30 · answer #6 · answered by ambi 4 · 1 0

yeah bro,


it was your doctor.

or it was some kitten warped from the moon cuz of radiation, and they knew you sent them away to sir eats alot, and they lead you in evil fate eh?

2007-02-07 19:22:38 · answer #7 · answered by ssig_ru2systems 2 · 0 0

no... my car did get stolen from the mall once though... what a sad day that was...

2007-02-08 01:48:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

omg i hate it when that happens!

2007-02-07 16:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by annie 6 · 0 0

LOL! No, I have not!

2007-02-06 11:12:16 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0 0

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