Uncle Leroy told me this ,that she is in fact a Yeti.and I have never known that man to be wrong about a thing Y'all.well.maybe just that time about that flying Unicorn he said he saw.everyone knows Unicorns can't fly.
2007-02-06 10:31:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
But she "is" a rare, almost hairless, undersized Yeti. Nothing else could explain her.
2007-02-06 10:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An Uruk-Hai spray painted white. Wears a blonde wig. Will disembowel any senator who gets in her path to the white house, even Barack Obama, the only normal senator around. Loves eating republicans.
2007-02-06 19:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by Justin B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe. Do Yeti's have cankles? You know, calves that go straight to the ankles, like a wooden post.
2007-02-06 18:34:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is Uncle Leroy in a special home with rubber walls?
2007-02-06 18:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why are you being so hard on the Yeti? They've never said anything bad about you.
2007-02-06 18:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by yeraluzer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well whatever she is she is SCARY!!! i happen to think she may be some form of angry alien that WILL try to shoot her laser beam eyes at any republican who gets in her way.
2007-02-06 18:40:18 · answer #6 · answered by somebody's a mom!! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋