Bought a book of coupons from ann summers for my boyfriend for part of valentines day prezzie and one of the coupons is a lap dance. Unfortunately I don't really know what to do (well i do but i don't if you see what i mean!). Looking for words or websites of advice, many thanx in advance!!
2007-02-06 10:26:17 · 14 answers · asked by mrsjingles26 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
Bought a book of coupons from ann summers for my boyfriend for part of valentines day prezzie and one of the coupons is a lap dance. Unfortunately I don't really know what to do (well i do but i don't if you see what i mean!). Looking for words or websites of advice, many thanx in advance!! Any ideas for music to dance to would be a great help too thanx!
2007-02-09 22:38:50 · update #1
Any ideas for music to dance to would be a great help too thanx!
2007-02-09 22:39:20 · update #2
You should, ahead of time, place a chair in a stratigically located spot of the room, sprinkle sone flower petals around the area and light some candles, minutes beore he enters the room, and be already dressed, most men like when you wear just a bra(with the straps loosly hanging down your arm, thong panties and high heels) when he walks in the room you should have Ludacris (shake your money maker) playing. Slowly guide him to the front of the chair and start slowly removing his shirt, while kissing his stomach and chest as you do. once you have the shirt off take your pointing finger and place it on his chest, slowly push him as to guide him into the chair. Start slowly dancing (watch a couple of videos with dancing girls in them) spread your legs and squat to the floor while rubbing the inside of your thighs as you slowly come back up, as you continue to dance turn and with your back to him bend forward shaking your rear in his face, with your hands on the floor bend your knees as to be moving up and down, peak back at him occassionally with a wink or lick your lips slowly or even put your finger in your mouth and pull it out slowly while you peak back at him. Rub your outer thighs as you return to the standing position. When you turn to face him, play with him, teasing him by wisking your finger down his chest, this is when the lap dance starts. Slowly straddle his lap and begin to move up and down (as if to be having intercourse) wrap your arms around him and lean back slowly rubbing your body with his, come back up and stick your finger in his mouth and slowly pull it away. continue all these seductive moves until the music starts to come to an end, I'm sure you probably won't make it to the end, most men cant get past the whole back to them you bend over they lose control experience.
2007-02-12 07:01:41 · answer #1 · answered by hotmama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite honestly, your man's not going to care if your technique is just like the pro's, he's going to be excited that you are willing to dance for him, and thrilled he's going to get some. (trust me, my hubby doesn't notice I have 2 left feet) And really lap dancing is basically elaborate "dry humping"! Good luck and have fun! *****Update***** songs- depends on your personal taste, but try #1 Crush by Garbage, or even Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson. Again, it depends on what you like, but these songs are slow and sexual, and easier for you to get into the groove!!!!
2007-02-06 10:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by 77chick 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i konw u can buy a striptease box set for a fiver in ann summers which has a little book with good advice! hope it helps
2007-02-06 10:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darlin all lap dancing is is u sitting on his lap and u bouncing and grinding your body all over his. use your imagination, Im sure u both will have fun with it.
2007-02-10 14:38:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont know much abt Lap dance, but try learning Belly dancing. he'll love it
2007-02-06 10:31:55 · answer #5 · answered by Ascetic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are videos with general idea (strip is new excercise craze) but whatever you do will likely work out pretty ok, assuming he likes you. (He's your boyfriend right so that is at least a given.)
2007-02-06 10:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by rostov 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh you cheeky little monkey!
I am a lap dance tutor. You are in luck...
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-06 13:34:01 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.weird-websites.com/ColtnessChessClub/LapDancingTips.htm
i have found this, it isn't a proper guide or anything, but it does givesome tips and advice on lapdancing, good luck!
2007-02-06 21:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by glittershelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to a strip joint and watch, you will catch on quick.
2007-02-06 10:35:40 · answer #9 · answered by Rude dog 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes invite me to view your webcam and i,ll be the judge,jury... :)
2007-02-06 23:12:45 · answer #10 · answered by a.c 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋