Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up."
He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night.
When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"
2007-02-06 10:19:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lol, that was funny!! Thanks!
2007-02-06 10:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she just wants some of that wood.
2007-02-06 10:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by Ilovepeanutbutter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.. I'll warm up your hands really quick.. ;)
2007-02-06 10:25:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha He should warm up his ears too
2007-02-06 10:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by hot rod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and that was funny, though not really a question.
2007-02-06 10:23:18 · answer #5 · answered by coby1kanobi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well its so weird. You say your no entry
2007-02-06 10:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by disco 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt see that one coming
2007-02-06 10:23:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the mood is right then you should.
2007-02-06 11:38:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
now i have to admit, that was hella funny,lol
keep up the good work retard.
2007-02-06 10:25:08 · answer #9 · answered by champagne 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-02-06 10:22:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a weak and dumb guy!
2007-02-06 10:25:37 · answer #11 · answered by leged56 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋