2007-02-06 10:18:29 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
I do...he lives w/ me!!
2007-02-06 10:21:01 · answer #1 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and
because her kids were living
With them she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!
2007-02-07 03:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by applebookworm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt. Awe Schitt, a fertiliser magnate, married O.Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents will, Deep Schitt married Dumb, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
2007-02-06 11:48:31 · answer #3 · answered by b97st 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know Jack Schit. He's a smart ***.
2007-02-06 10:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I dont know jack schit, so how could I know jack schit?
2007-02-06 10:24:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yea.... He lives by schit creek also..... i recommend that you don't use a paddle when traveling up schits creek...
His chicldren are schitty to
2007-02-06 10:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by Beanblabber 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but i know the difference between schit and Shinola.
2007-02-06 10:22:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, he's Billy Bull's next door neighbour at Farkam Hall and has a pet pig named ignorant!
2007-02-06 10:22:51 · answer #8 · answered by kevski1977 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No Idea but he was briefly mentioned in the song "Retroglide" taken from the new Level 42 album "Retroglide"
2007-02-06 12:20:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah baby! I also know Butt Sqwatt!
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2007-02-06 10:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Is he a pal of Terry Ballsmell?
2007-02-06 10:21:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋