Don't you know that I am your friend?

Question

What's your favorite color?
How many hats do you own?
Who is the godfather of modern alchemy?
Do you wear plaid more than 4 times a week?
Do you wear flannel shirts?
OK Kurt Cobain the 90s are over...
Do you dress your dogs up in cute outfits?
How many phones do you operate?
How do you want to die?
Have you ever taken an elevator ride?
Have you ever tried to fly?
Do you know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
is?
Look it up then!
Do you like writing letters?
Can you write me one?
Do you bite?
Why is your head in the gutter?
Do you think that you're photogenic?
Stickers are gay: Yes or No?
Gay is gay: Yes or no?
When was the last time you barfed?
What's your IQ?
I'm sure THAT's an exaggeration...
What's your favorite thing to mix with Kool aid?
Do you enjoy eating Bratwurst?
Aren't Germans silly?
Do you have any siblings?
With how many of them are you currently having relations?
Bluejeans vs Slacks?
Sleestacks vs Vogons?
Yay or Nay?

So far, I hate you all

Answer 1

too cerebral

Answer 2

Don't you know that I am your friend? OF COURSE.
What's your favorite color? BLUE?
How many hats do you own? MAYBE FOUR.
Who is the godfather of modern alchemy? JAMES BROWN? NO WAIT, HE'S THE GODFATHER OF SOUL... IS IT DR. BUNSON HONEYDEW (FROM THE MUPPETS)???
Do you wear plaid more than 4 times a week? NEVER!
Do you wear flannel shirts? NEVER!
OK Kurt Cobain the 90s are over... I KNOW. (MORE LIKE THE 80'S)
Do you dress your dogs up in cute outfits? NOPE. NO DOGS.
How many phones do you operate? JUST TWO.
How do you want to die? QUICKLY.
Have you ever taken an elevator ride? EVERY DAY.
Have you ever tried to fly? YES. THAT'S HOW I BROKE MY HUMERUS. IT WASN'T FUNNY BY THE WAY.
Do you know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico...
is? SOME KIND OF LUNG AILMENT, I'D GUESS.
Look it up then! DON'T FEEL LIKE IT RIGHT NOW.
Do you like writing letters? e-mail LETTERS, YES.
Can you write me one? OKAY.
Do you bite? NOT HARD.
Why is your head in the gutter? I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!
Do you think that you're photogenic? USED TO BE.
Stickers are gay: Yes or No? NO.
Gay is gay: Yes or no? YES.
When was the last time you barfed? 2 MONTHS AGO?
What's your IQ? DUNNO EXACTLY. PROLLY AROUND 120-ISH
I'm sure THAT's an exaggeration... DON'T THINK SO, BUT YOU COULD BE RIGHT.
What's your favorite thing to mix with Kool aid? VODKA
Do you enjoy eating Bratwurst? NOT SO MUCH
Aren't Germans silly? YES!
Do you have any siblings? TWO.
With how many of them are you currently having relations? NONE. ICK.
Bluejeans vs Slacks? BLUEJEANS!
Sleestacks vs Vogons? SLEESTACKS (i JUST LOVE THAT SLURPY-DROOLING HISSING SOUND THEY MAKE)
Yay or Nay? YAY!

Answer 3

Don't you know that I am your friend? ~ Yeah I think so, but you never visit me!
What's your favorite color? ~ Blue, duh!!!
How many hats do you own? ~ Just one, and I never wear it
Who is the godfather of modern alchemy? ~ Pfft! I don't have time to research right now!
Do you wear plaid more than 4 times a week? ~ No, I moved away from Seattle and I can't afford a good pair of plaid pants either
Do you wear flannel shirts? ~ Like I said, I moved away from Seattle years ago!
OK Kurt Cobain the 90s are over... ~ Tell that to my brother
Do you dress your dogs up in cute outfits? ~ I don't have dogs, and hell naw I don't dress the kitties up! That's a form of torture in some countries I think...
How many phones do you operate? ~ None if I can help it
How do you want to die? ~ Upon the tip of my own sword....it just sounds cool
Have you ever taken an elevator ride? ~ I did today actually
Have you ever tried to fly? ~ I have wings don't I???
Do you know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico...
is? ~ Ummmm......not right now
Look it up then! ~ Damnit you sound like my sixth grade teacher!
Do you like writing letters? ~ Yeah, did you get all those notes I sent you?
Can you write me one? ~ I guess they got lost in the mail then, I'll write you some more this weekend
Do you bite? ~ Yes, you like?
Why is your head in the gutter? ~ Because I'm answering YOUR questions!
Do you think that you're photogenic? ~ "Sometimes"
Stickers are gay: Yes or No? ~ They're happy, yes
Gay is gay: Yes or no? ~ Is this a trick question?
When was the last time you barfed? ~ A couple of weeks ago, I think you got me pregnant.....
What's your IQ? ~ Hahaha! I don't know
I'm sure THAT's an exaggeration... ~ Exactly
What's your favorite thing to mix with Kool aid? ~ Kool-Aid is yucky
Do you enjoy eating Bratwurst? ~ Yeah why, are you gonna cook me dinner sometime?
Aren't Germans silly? ~ Don't go knockin' my heritage now!
Do you have any siblings? ~ Didn't I just mention my brother?
With how many of them are you currently having relations? ~ Ewwwwwww.......
Bluejeans vs Slacks? ~ Jeans hug my rear better, is that what you wanted to hear?
Sleestacks vs Vogons? ~ Sleestacks I guess, but I prefer my Squid
Yay or Nay? ~ Yay!!!!!

Answer 4

Yeah, and I hope we can stay friends :)

Favorite color: Blue
Hats: None
godfather of alchemy: Bahá'u'lláh
Plaid: No, I don't think I wear plaid ever
Flannel: No flannel
Dress dog: I don't have a dog :(
Phones: 2
Death: Old age
Elevator: Yes, I like elevators
Fly: No.
I don't know what that word means...
Letters: I do like to write them, but I have no one to write to!
I could write you one, but I don't have your address.
Bite: Not people. Just food.
Head in the Gutter: It's not...
Photogenic: I don't know, am I?
Stickers are gay: No
Gay is gay: I suppose...
Barfed: When I was sick. One year ago, I think.
Kool-aid mix: a picnic
Bratwurst: No
Germans silly: Sometimes they can be.
Siblings: No
Bluejeans
Sleestacks
Yay!

Answer 5

my favorite color is pink
I own about 13 hats
I don't know about the godfather thing
i wear plaid maybe 3 times a week
I wear two flannel shirts that are plaid
I like the nineties
My dog always has s cute dress, sometimes it matches mine
i operate 1 phone
I want to die doing something honorable
I like elevator rides
I tried to fly and failed (who knew umbrellas wouln't hold ya up!)
I am too lazy to look anything up.
I like writing letters, but not to strangers
I do not bite
my head is not in the gutter
I am totally photogenic
stickers are great!
I barfed last month
My IQ is very high
water and koolaid is good
I think bratwurst is nasty!
Some Germans can be silly
I got siblings

Answer 6

Yes I knew that, and here, to refresh your memory
Yellow
15
Aleister Crowley
No
No
I love Kurt Cobain, I don't care what you say
No
2
In my sleep
Yes
Yes
? - Breast imlants? ***silico
No way, I'm too busy on here
Yes
Yes
Yes
Always, can't seem to get it out
No
Yes, Gay - I don't want to mess up my car
Gay is Gay and Straight is Straight
Oh Man, about 2 years ago, when I had the flue
160
Nope, just tested for a new job last week
Cyianide - Jim Jones? I don't drink Kool-Ade
Yep, and I look good eating it too
Germans make great BMWs - I wouldn't buy anything else
Yes, 8 all younger than me
Having relations = 0 ---but I am on speaking terms with all of them
Cashmere Slacks
Vogons
Yay ---Yeah

Answer 7

Hey Jimbo...after thinking about it... I removed all the answers...
I got a half rack of Guinness the Bishop has no idea about and $30 bucks for KFC... I'll be over at 7:00...

Answer 8

Damn you're nosy

blue
3
hell, I dunno
I never wear plaid
no
I said I DON'T WEAR PLAID
I wouldn't do that to my dog
one
quickly
4th story here I come
yes, with a plastic Wal-mart bag.... It didn't work
Sounds like a word you made up when you were high
NO!
no
hell no
No
It's not
What?
Yes
yes
Mid. December
I don't know, 130 something
No, it's not
Water & sugar
No
yep
yep
you're a sicko
Blue jeans
retard
Yay (it's over)

Answer 9

Red
8
Sir Isaac Newton
No
No
No
2 phones
Memorably
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
No I won't write you one
No Biting
It isn't
Not really
Yes
Last year
145
no it is not
water?
Sure
Yes
Yes
None sicko
jeans
dunno
Yey.

Answer 10

whoa how bout I just say yes to all and call it a day...boy I sure hope i didnt say yes to something kinky

Answer 11

purple
about 5
no
yes
no
one
no
no
no
yes
why not
yes
yrs ago
135
its not
vodka
no
don't know any
yes
none
jeans
sleestacks
yay