This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches in length. It's function is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely and ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. When used, it is inserted -- almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly -- into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Anyone found listening will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.
What am I? As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none other than your very own...
Toothbrush.
2007-02-06 10:04:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Good one!!
I bet you're q will get pulled though - just because people won't read the entire thing...
2007-02-06 10:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent Smithers!
2007-02-06 18:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by Moon Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Toothbrush.
2007-02-06 18:07:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I figured it was after reading the useful tool is commonly found to be in the range of 8 inches.
good one...
2007-02-06 18:10:13 · answer #4 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i go to the second sentance and knew it was a toothbrush - but why did you give the answer when you want people to answer?
2007-02-06 18:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the hairy things on my toothbrush? mine has bristles.
2007-02-06 18:07:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe!
2007-02-06 18:07:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not cool man, now I don't want to brush my teeth anymore.
2007-02-06 18:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by rob602pa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were the baby bottle cleaner/scrubber.
2007-02-06 18:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by White 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, i wouldve said a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
2007-02-06 18:08:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋