We all know that they're out there. what's the corniest one you've used or heard
2007-02-06 09:45:09 · 5 answers · asked by Taylor 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Him: I know your legs are tired.
Me: Uh, no. Why?
Him: Because you've been running around all day in my head.
Another??
Him: You know I used to wear contacts, but I don't need them anymore.
Me: Really?
Him: Yeah, you know, since I've met you, I can see clearly now.
Haven't had enough?? Okay.
Him: Do you have change for a bill?
Me: A dollar bill?
Him: No, a brother named Bill. 'Cause baby, I know that you're the one who can change my life.
Okay, I'm finished!
2007-02-06 11:09:52 · answer #1 · answered by JOURNEY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I think everyone's heard the "Did it hurt?".... "You know, when you fell from heaven"... but yeah. That's the worst that's ever been used on or around me. I can't help but crack up at the poor sod who uses it every single time. :P
2007-02-06 09:53:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The girl's name was jane. I said " I am going to go out and buy a monkey and change my name to Tarzan." She thought it was cute.
2007-02-06 09:51:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I should have worn sunscreen. You're so hot , I might burn" . I have to admit... yes, I did notice him ....he was a cutie !!!
2007-02-06 09:58:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you show me yours... I'll show your mine. Freshman year of high school
2007-02-06 09:48:45 · answer #5 · answered by danicolegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋