2007-02-06 09:19:09 · 34 answers · asked by fluxpattern® 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I got in my sisters car and it was all steamed up, there was a bum and hand prints all over the window!
2007-02-06 09:22:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I read this on snopes.com. It made me laugh.
Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued:
Proctor: I beg your pardon?
Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale.
Proctor: Sorry, no.
Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request and require that you bring me Cakes and Ale.
At this point, the student produced a copy of the four hundred year old Laws of Cambridge, written in Latin and still nominally in effect, and pointed to the section which read (rough translation from the Latin):
"Gentlemen sitting examinations may request and require Cakes and Ale."
Pepsi and hamburgers were judged the modern equivalent, and the student sat there, writing his examination and happily slurping away.
Three weeks later the student was fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to the examination.
2007-02-06 09:25:39 · answer #2 · answered by sticky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't really find what happened funny or amusing. I had a flat tire first thing this morning. I put on the spare tire. When I got to work, my spare tire was flat.
It has been a fantastic day.
2007-02-06 09:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by Chewie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 04:01:10 · answer #4 · answered by binford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday, the heat went out in my Mom's house; today, there was a strong odor of gas - had to call the gas company, they said to get out right away - her car will not start - her garage door would not go down. Add it all up, it is getting funny.
2007-02-06 09:23:33 · answer #5 · answered by ra63 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I saw Jimmy Carr trip up down Oxford Street this afternoon - bout 3ish
2007-02-06 09:42:06 · answer #6 · answered by Disco Dolly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my health class a mole was running around the room. People thought it was a mouse at first, and went it went to people they would jump on their desk and scream. My nickname's cheese, and it came to me first and it was pretty funny that it went after cheese first. eventually we spent the rest of the class in the girls locker room
2007-02-06 09:22:42 · answer #7 · answered by TheBigCheese 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I volunteered at my daughter's school today. i am 5 months pregnant. This little grade 2 boy comes up to my and informs me (like I didn't know), that he thinks I have a baby in there, lmao
2007-02-06 09:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There was nothing I found to not be amusing today.
2007-02-06 09:24:49 · answer #9 · answered by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When trying to tidy my 3 year old sons bedroom I knocked a pile of clothes over that needed taking down to launder and he turned round and said "oh Mummy, you silly muppet".......
2007-02-06 12:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by Bettie Page 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually yes, like I gave an answer on yahoo and this person wanted to start an argument in email. I am thinking if you don't like what people say shrug it off and move on. It not called Yahoo Arguments its called Yahoo Answers.. LOL
2007-02-06 09:22:32 · answer #11 · answered by Tapestry6 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋