get a pack of Oreos and lick them and press really hard up against his car
it sucks
2007-02-06 09:16:42
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answered by Anonymous
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Wow.......that is way old school! How about filling up a diaper with chocolate icing and leaving it on his desk? Find an opportunity to shove his face into it and when he asks "why", tell him you don't think new daddies should have attitude!
2007-02-06 09:16:55
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answered by Anonymous
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you should keep peeing in his coffee and eat weird things to see what kind of flavors he likes. it will keep you amused a little longer maybe? but whatever you do, dont tell him that the baby isnt his!!
2007-02-06 09:24:34
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answered by Breesy 2
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How 'bout you go F@#K yourself. If you couldn't have sex for 2 months and only got 4 hours of sleep at night, you'd be a little irritable too. It doesn't help that you're an A$$HOLE either.
2007-02-06 09:50:17
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answered by Polamalu is God 5
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Anti-sieze on his car door handles.
King Kong size condom on the tail pipe.
2007-02-06 09:16:59
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answered by Anonymous
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if this is his first child...you should be happy for him, and yes, the first one usually takes on quite a showing...I'm sorry you think he's a jerk, but be happy for him and leave it at that...good luck!
2007-02-06 09:16:27
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answered by Rmprrmbouncer 5
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well i think doing that is just gettin him more mad and he will take more out on u try talkin to him maybe sumtins goin on but dont hurt him more. trust me and take my advice gud luck
2007-02-06 09:17:34
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answered by Candy- 5
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yeah stop such stupid actions
2007-02-06 09:16:55
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answered by Anonymous
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