superman flew on my porch and flew off with my dog.. now what?

Answer 1

Superman's a thief, he stole my crossdressing monkey in a purple tutu! He even rode away on the unicycle, just to taunt me!

Answer 2

This is a trick question, but here are two answers that cover most possibilities:

(1) Superman picked up your dog and flew away with it. If this is the case, he stole your dog, but Superman is pretty tough, and I don't see you getting him back, so I say cut your losses.

OR

(2) Superman came to your porch and he AND your dog flew away independently. If this is the case, then your dog is likely Krypto, Superman's childhood pet, and he has Superman's powers, since he is from Krypton. In that case, it was Superman's dog first. Of course, with Krypto's continuity always changing, who knows. Regardless, if your dog is Krypto, I suggest you look for a new Bizarro Krypto to fill the void. Good luck!

Answer 3

It was really Krypto, not Superman, on some bad red kryptonite, your dog will be back when it wears off.

Answer 4

Wow. A flying strange oh in a weird get up. I bet you're in New York, huh?

Answer 5

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

Answer 6

did you see the peanut butter on the bumper. cause i know it was three in the morning when the flowers bloomed

Answer 7

Don't feel bad....Wonder Woman swung by and wanted to penetrate me with a strap on....I had to run like hell!!

Answer 8

if u watch too much tv, maybe u should get your own powers and get that dog back

Answer 9

What can you do? I mean, it's Superman.

Answer 10

the bastard just stole your dog.
and he's using the reputation of superman,scumbag..D:<