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Hey don't get too offended, I just made fun of the Republicans too. I strive for equal opportunity!

2007-02-06 07:53:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Elections

Dem's eat poop: take out the apostrophe, you will be less likely to be fodder for a Democrat bent on proving you are stupider than they are...because the apostrophe is like grammatically incorrect and junk.

2007-02-06 07:57:19 · update #1

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Let's go down the list, shall we? The last time a democrat was in the white house we had a 50% increase in export revenue, over 200,000 new jobs, 7,000,000 people off welfare and a balanced budget. Now we have a record defecit, and kids being killed and maimed in a faraway land in the name of corporate greed. That's evil and if you really support those policies, then you're unforgivably gullible, or you're evil too. Wake up and open your eyes. Bush doesn't care about you or your freedom. All he wants is gross amounts of money, and if your child has to be killed for him to get it, then so be it.
I have no reason to whine. The dark days of the Bush regieme are almost at an end. It's just a shame he and Cheney won't pay a price for the blood on their hands.

2007-02-06 11:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by rtanys 6 · 4 0

The apostrophe in Dem's eat poop is not a grammatical error. It's actually a contraction, the apostrophe stands for "ocrat".

I have a "no whining" badge. When I wear it, grammatical and spelling freaks usually keep their distance. Stop whining about grammar you don't even know.

I could blame the poop on NAFTA. The lowering standards of our canned food to accommodate the other NAFTA members was horrendous. I'd rather hear people whine a bit more about NAFTA than eat poop, people of all political persuasions.

2007-02-06 16:02:29 · answer #2 · answered by dude 5 · 2 2

If you wouldnt mind me affixing a fist over yours.
Dont get upset now. This democrat has fought for this country twice in Iraq.

2007-02-06 15:57:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 8 0

It not that I'm Offended...but I only hear the Democrats Gloating and the GOP Whining. That's the way its goes for about two years until the next elections.

2007-02-06 15:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by Laughing Man Copycat 5 · 6 2

Sure, you can put a sticker over my mouth if I can take the checkbook out of your hand.

NINE TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT.

2007-02-06 15:59:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 9 0

I'm not offended. I didn't know that kindergarten let out so early. Are you skipping school?

2007-02-06 16:04:11 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 7 0

may I affix a "no breathing" sticker over your mouth?

2007-02-06 16:14:04 · answer #7 · answered by michelle 3 · 6 0

As long as you don't mind me putting a boot in you @ss

2007-02-06 18:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Very true, will the democrats ever come up with a solution to anything?

2007-02-06 17:06:30 · answer #9 · answered by infobrokernate 6 · 1 5

~Sure, long as I can handcuff you so you can't ask any more stupid questions on Yahoo Answers.~

2007-02-06 16:11:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

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