Did Mr. T once pity the Sun, causing the first ice age?

Question

Scientists agree that the first ice age was caused when Mr. T once pitied the Sun. Please discuss the relevance of Mr. T in this and other extraordinary weather phenomena, particularly as it relates to known tsunamis caused by the clinking together of his jewelry.

Answer 1

Ah! But you see, you are so close to the facts that you don't why!
The jewelry - reflected so much sun, apparently, it was not being absorbed by the planet, resulting in cooling!!!

Answer 2

Oh myyyy child. You have waaaaaay too much time on your hands.