D.J. Quick; I ain't interested -but as 'sure-as-shootin': YOU are a poet!!
NOW.. lemme tell yo' HOW hated.. I am.. . .
"Why.. ARE yuh?" -you well-might ask.. (a reasonable question, even)..
Well, it began, like this: my 4-tooth ceramic upper-BRIDGE, failed.. and
I wish TO declare, I look to-be, a cross between, Dracula, and
THE most irracible, Irish-Scottish
"Whaht-Trash" -ever to wander outa THE worst.. "punch-up" trailer-ghetto
-in ALL Tennersee; -see? (Yu'd Better!.. 'coz THIS, isn't Tennersee; -SEE?
Originally I was a successfull, semi-retired Land Baron,
from a mere hundred miles (2 hours), north O'This Aussie City
that don't understand.. Country Folk: no! -Not a bit, they don't!
I listen -LOUDLY- to Dwyatt Yoakum, Willie Nenson;
Waylon Jennings, Wanda Jackson, but -especially- Bonnie Raitt; -yesir!
But my appearance has seen Our loyal Security Guards,
thrice -zero-in ON me.. on alighting -at any platform- on the Joondalup line.
Quickly they (wrongly assume) I am looking-for an altercation
-and, within seconds, they attempt to FRISK me! I refuse,
..then I find myself 'Resisting'; NEXT thing, two of these
un-smiling, dark-complexioned Jewish 'Blue-Shirts', attempt to, both
hand-cuff me, and/or: PELT ME out into the driving rain!
But, I am a (very)-fit 55 year-old, olde-FARMER.. well-used to chucking a few-
hundred toupa a-bout.. and I spin, and turn ON these Gallilean 'assailents'
in the Employ-of The Queen, and beat into them: thrice leaving..
the miserable-pair of [mean-spirited], non-Aussies -in a black-eyed HEAP.
I dust myself down, wink at the asian 'pretties' watching, -in near dis-belief
(that they would "chuck an OLD man -OUT into such inclimant conditions!")
-AND that he'd "turned-the-tables" SO-savagely ON these arrogant
fresh immigrants.. who stupidly view the Elderly Aussie, [as perhaps] "easy prey"..
to 'perhaps', get-UP their 'tally' of weekly-arrests.. (NOT so easy!!)
THAT is MY story, for tonight; (and, Oh! Since the infiltration of "OUR"
Security-Forces, here IN Australia.. one has to expediantly carry 'shonky'-I.D..
-just in-case these Oh-so-TRUSTED Jewish Security Guards, [managed]
TO defeat me, -from going-about my normal, lawfull Aussie business!
All THIS-kinda hassle, just 'cozza evil-lookin,' jagged top-teeth!
(Amazing; -no?) Of course -as soon as my elder bro's 'Stipend' arrives-
I intend to shell-out $3,000 for a nice ceramic bridge-job;
-(or go to the Vietnamese, for a 'cut-price, just-as-good 'job'..).
Oh, my two brothers -in this era of mechanisation, coupled with the importation
of really EXPERT Pinoy farmhands- well, they.. not only PAY me to
'stay well-away'; older-'bro' gives me his 'cast-off' (big) Mercedes cars
-which he thinks he's "driven-into the ground"; -but i find that a change
-of spark-plugs, and a dose OF fresh motor-oil, sees them running beautifully;
beautifull-enough to take my 12 year-old mestizo son, with his stainless
.22 -Magnum pump-action, and me.. with my 12 -bore Italian Lupara
side-by-side shotgun on a 'lightning dash', [uninvited].. TO the farm,
-for an early-spring, rabbit "shoot-up"! (-Great Fun, indeed!).
(The rabbit, from Egypt, AND southern England is a BLIGHT
on Agriculture)..
-so what BETTER chance to get some legitimate shooting-practice for a boy
-of twelve? He just LOVES his quick-firing rifle, and the whole, exiting outing!
(And..who knows? -Being Australia, one could meet..either,
thieving Aboriginals in stollen jeeps, -or armed sheep-thieves;
even: very possible: THIS, now IS 'The Wild West'!
2007-02-06 15:38:52
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