why the rest of the world is indifferent to the American football?

Question

You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies).

Answer 1

You're just jealous because American Football is so cool. I don't go around ranting and raving about the other sports of the world because I am secure in knowing that we can all enjoy our favorite sports without killing each other during the game like you crazy Europeans. Seriously, I can't remember too many times when we tear down our own football stadiums and kill fans of rival teams. And you call yourselves civilized. Please.

Answer 2

i doubt you even play rugby, the closest you get to playing athletics is looking at your boyfriend in the locker room.
if the players didn't wear protection people would die.
only someone as bright as yourself would make such an idiotic statement as mentioned above. The reason the rest of the world cannot play american football is due to the lack resources than more than anything else. that is why true futball is the worlds most popular sport, because you only need a ball.

Answer 3

If you haven't noticed it is called AMERICAN football so we will keep playing just the way we are now. Soccer is like watching grass grow! No, rugby is not even close in rules to AMERICAN football.

Answer 4

Only problem is, "proper football" is more boring than watching ice melt.