I have gone thru this humans window every day now for months when he left in his strange horse he got inside of every morning,and am now beginning to learn computor.
he caught me once and told me not to come back or he would bar.b.cue me.
My question, what is bar.b.cue?
2007-02-06 05:26:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Human.we came to north america many years ago, our ancestrol name is Yeti.You humans call us bigfoot.NOT US.were brown yeti, theirs a few colours of us.such as white.Hillary Clinton is a extremly rare hairless Yeti
2007-02-06 07:41:55 · update #1
All I can tell you Mr. Bigfoot is don't shave all of your hair off and soak in an Herb Marinade...cause you are dinner if you do that!
2007-02-06 06:31:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being a Yeti you should know that you will overheat if you go below the treeline of the mountainside therefor I don't believe you are a Yeti. Nor are you a Bigfoot because they live around the treeline of the mountainside. You may be an Abominable Snowman who has hit his head up on the peak and are having hallucinations.
Thinking that Yeti, Bigfoot and Abominable Snowmen are related is like thinking Gorilla, Chimpanzee and Humans are also related.
2007-02-06 14:36:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I recommend shaving your entire body and purchasing some clothes from a Big & Tall store -- perhaps you could ask to borrow some money from this human. Let him know you want to go out and find a job and you'll pay him back as soon as you get the money. Oh, and you'll probably need some deodorant too. There are lots of positions out there for people (or creatures) that know how to use a computer, so you're on your way! Then you won't have to worry so much about being bar.b.cued.
2007-02-06 13:40:34 · answer #3 · answered by Yamson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A barbeque is when meat is placed on a grill of hot coals or over propane heat and cooked until doneness. Often times basted with sauces selected by the cook. Because you're a yeti, I would suspect that he will probably store most of you in the freezer or give you out to his friends. He couldn't possibly cook you at one time unless he's planning on haveing a big party. ;)
2007-02-06 13:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anna Hennings 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Yeti,
Welcome to the 21st century - the age of the wonders of computers and your ability to adapt.
What this Human is saying to you about a Bar-B-Cue is that he would like to have you for dinner - literally speaking - you would be the main course.
May I suggest, that you suggest to the Human, that Chinese take-out is the way to go.
Have a lovely rest of the day.
2007-02-06 13:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by Goblin g 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go take a nap, Dawg...or should I say WAKE UP! you're having a nightmare.
I love barbecue...should I bring chips or potato salad?
I'm sure many answerers could fill your site with fun responses.
Have fun, and don't take any wooden nickles...but they're a collectors item now, so maybe you should take them.
FUN AND GAMES await the light hearted.
Good Dawg.
2007-02-06 13:42:53 · answer #6 · answered by TexasStar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is very good. Nice tender meat that has been cooked on a grill with savory seasonings and spices that you would kill for. Hold on real quick (Takes bite out of a bar-bi-cue Boston but sandwich). HHHHHHMMMMM, so good okay that is all you need to know about bar-bi-cue (Takes another bite out of sandwich).
2007-02-06 15:00:19 · answer #7 · answered by crypt_keeper07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send me a pictue of yourself.
I'll sell it to the tabloids, I need some money
I always knew there was something about Hillary.
2007-02-06 13:31:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your muscles are removed from your bones and placed on a steel grate over an open fire.
2007-02-06 13:45:25 · answer #9 · answered by dharp66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if ur a yeti, i'm a smurfette, nice to meet ya!!! LOL
2007-02-06 13:39:37 · answer #10 · answered by sinfulheaven777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋