Purley for fun and without meaning any bad feelings!
What would be the most incorect helpline hold music possible?
I.e missing child helpline = Eddy Grant - Baby come come back!
Traffic jam hotline = Chris Rea - Road to hell!
Marrage guidence = Soft cell - Dont you want me baby!
Please think carefully
& am I wrong in asking? Worth the loss of five points I think!
2007-02-06 04:42:24 · 19 answers · asked by Chris W 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Fat Bottomed girls by Queen - A gym
Don't worry, be happy Bobby Mcferrin - The Samaritans
Heaven by Bryan Adams - Funeral Parlour
Freedom by George Michael - A Prison
Colourblind by Darius - an opticians
Money, Money , Money by Abba - a debt counsellor
Like a virgin by Madonna - family planning clinic
I'm as sick as you obviously!!!
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2016-04-21 13:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
missing child line- Beat it! micheal Jackson
Traffic Jam- rage against the machine -Burn Mother Fuxker burn
Marriage guidence- peter ,Paul & Mary- i'm leavin on a jet plane!
or what about the mental health hotline- queen .I'm going slightly Mad!
2007-02-07 01:24:19 · answer #3 · answered by roberto 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divorce helpline=Patsy Cline- three cigarettes in the ashtray.
No harm in asking silly questions, i think it`s a good question.
2007-02-06 05:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by kelvin j 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A funeral home.
The song "Going Underground" by The Jam
2007-02-06 04:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by Doodle 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They only dock you five points for a violation? Bloody favourtism. Iusually lose 10 or twelve. The last one I got was aremoved answer and I got charged twice and it was apretty tamenob gag!!!
Bastards...
What was the question?
Oh yeah,very good.
2007-02-06 05:13:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The drug helpline FRANK = Sorted for E's and Whizz - Pulp
2007-02-06 04:55:19 · answer #7 · answered by PvteFrazer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Domestic violence hotline - Britney Spears "Hit me baby one more time"
(No harm in some dark humour for fun). We mean no offence!
2007-02-06 04:53:23 · answer #8 · answered by Shona L 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pretty good.... the missing child helpline was kinda bad, but funny
2007-02-06 04:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gas Board - Take That's Relight My Fire?
2007-02-06 08:44:07 · answer #10 · answered by Nikita21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋