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2007-02-06 04:31:12 · answer #1 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0 0

What the he-ll happend to your pe nis, how did it get bent?

is that what u mean? heheh lol (just kidding)

2007-02-06 12:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ok, I can explain this.
Probably.
Kinda.
Remember when your sister Lola was here last week and she was bragging about how well she was doing with that power lifting stuff she and her life partner, Sassy, are into? Well, Lola and Sassy started arguing who was more buff and then your half-wit brother Egbert came in and started flexing his muscles and Lola thought he was hitting on Sassy so she grabbed your nine iron and tried to wrap it around his scrawny neck and damn...she is right! That power lifting stuff really rocks. So they are all going to pitch in and buy you a new one for Christmas, but you have to act surprised.
See? Simple explanation. And if you get into that power lifting stuff, you are gonna rock my world!

2007-02-06 12:38:45 · answer #3 · answered by Snoodsmom 4 · 0 0

space ship i was building to fly the hell out of here..

2007-02-06 12:50:50 · answer #4 · answered by angelheart 5 · 0 0

Car.

2007-02-06 12:25:20 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

Dildo?? You have one of those? And it got BENT???? Dear God!!
LOL

2007-02-06 12:30:07 · answer #6 · answered by LadyLee 2 · 0 0

house key

2007-02-06 12:33:12 · answer #7 · answered by Mississippi's Jersey girl 5 · 0 0

once again im stumped, nothing funny or cool to say...

um... the can..i know it suckd

2007-02-06 15:06:13 · answer #8 · answered by Oklahoma Economist 6 · 0 0

president

2007-02-06 12:27:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

bed

2007-02-06 12:32:42 · answer #10 · answered by Jess_DH13 5 · 0 0

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