Ok, for all you WWE lovers, this is a contest for all you people who love to be funny. Come up with a joke involving a wrestler and the grand prize gets Best Answer!!!!
Come on I know there is somebody who has a hilarious joke out there.
Chain Gang Soldier for Life!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-06 04:07:49 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Sports ➔ Wrestling
John Cena gets assigned to do a benefit for some children, make an appearance, sign some autographs, etc, before a major show. So he goes, the kids love it, they're chanting CE-NA, CE-NA, so he gets into character. He starts to wave his hand, and say "you can't see me". All of the kids start to cry, and cry, and cry. He wonders what happened, then he looks at the event's name: "benefit for the blind".
2007-02-06 06:03:41 · answer #1 · answered by Harry A 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It didnt take wwe 5 many years to get universal it develop into universal way in the previous, and tna doesnt construct new stars ever considering joe, daniels and aj they havent construct everyone new to the numerous experience thave have depended on former wwe wrestlers like Kurt attitude and Christian. Edit: Jamie RKO only pronounced each and every thing completely^^. to assert tna builds new stars is a false impression
2016-11-25 20:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stone Cold Steve Austin walks into a bar. Hulk Hogan ducked.
2007-02-06 04:11:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have more than 1 joke. Here they are:
#1:Why can't you find Kurt Angle toys at toys r us?
Because he sold out.
#2:Why did Jerry Lawler go to the pet store?
He wanted to see some puppies.
#3:Why does Vince want to go to Heaven?
'cause he's got no chance in hell
2007-02-06 05:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by WWE Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the one about the three midgets
Three WWE Superstars (Undertaker, Rey Mysterio and Eugene) all in with a chance of becoming a Legend and are asked a question to see whether they are clever enough to be in the WWE Hall of Fame. The gatekeeper (Vince McMahon) asks a question to Rey 'Which of your ex-tag team partners 'married' Lita?'. Rey replies 'Edge'. Vince says 'yep, you're in'. Vince asks the Undertaker 'Who else 'married' Lita?. The Undertaker says 'My half'brother Kane'. Vince says 'yep you're in'. Vince then looks at Eugene and laughs, mocking him he says 'As you're he cleverest of the three you should have a difficult question' Eugene agrees and Vince says, 'What did Lita say when she first say Edge in the nude?' Eugene says' erm, that's a hard one' Vince says 'yep you're in'
2007-02-06 05:08:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A hilarious joke? Ok then, You will not be john cena's future wife!! HAHAHAH LOOLLLLLL Oh man HAHA
2007-02-06 05:04:22 · answer #6 · answered by Matt: aka; Edge is world champ!! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
John Cena comes out in marine clothes and does his salute and an Iricean shoots him.
no offence cuz i know to your name you like him and i respect that but that was my best joke at the time lol
2007-02-06 04:25:07 · answer #7 · answered by HBK's #1 Fan (Member Of PAC) 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hulk Hogan thinks he is the greatest of all time
2007-02-06 04:47:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a joke-Randy Orton
2007-02-06 04:49:26 · answer #9 · answered by marky_fightthepower 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here is a good joke
John Cena and Batsista are the champions
2007-02-06 04:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by crippler5511 6 · 5⤊ 3⤋