What's the most creative insult you've ever heard or said to someone? :)
2007-02-06 03:15:18 · 20 answers · asked by tuxgal3 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Gracee-no...someone earlier today was asking people to insult him...got me to wonderin; is all. I don't really go around insulting others. Not in my nature :)
2007-02-06 03:34:52 · update #1
I am by no means proud of this, but when I was a teenager I was picked on because I didn't have the coolest and latest style of clothes. I never said anything back to them because I was always quiet. One day I finally had it, the boy that picked on me most of the time had horrible acne but was popular because he was one of the great jocks in the school, so I blurted out "Well at least Helen Keller isn't able to read a best seller on my face"! I always wanted to apologize for that...so, if you see this I am truly very sorry!
2007-02-06 03:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One time I was coming out of the Mall, and 3 creepy looking goons asked me what I was looking at when I happened to look in their direction. I said, " Not much ! "
2007-02-06 11:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by The Count 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kindly refrain from speaking with your mouth open. Was your brother an only child? Did your mother
have any children that lived?
2007-02-06 13:48:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A troll asked how long is the show 60 Minutes?
A response by another member: As long as your father's penis.
I couldn't stop laughing.
2007-02-06 11:17:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm going to slap you back to the womb and counsel your mom to get an abortion.
That's the best one I can remember, at least.
2007-02-06 11:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
We are supposed to cherish one another.
Having prefaced ... You never make yourself
look good talking bad about someone else.
My son was 3yrs old,he was upset about bathtime.He was 'Captain Longarm' pirates
naturally.He says'I hate you and you're ugly!'
'Baby,you look just like me.' it was too funny
2007-02-06 11:34:49 · answer #6 · answered by M-word 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Answering that truthfully would get me reported by the Yahoo Gestapo...
2007-02-06 11:17:43 · answer #7 · answered by Fred Phaggins 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would call you a ********** only I know youre trying to quit
or another of my favorites is when some one is talking about how big their weenie is you tell them to spit it out cause it isn't their's
Death To Infidels !!!!!
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2007-02-06 11:21:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thou fobbing hedge-born clotpole!
2007-02-06 11:19:54 · answer #9 · answered by Melvin the retarded emu 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
U shut ur mouth when U r talking to me!!
2007-02-06 11:18:32 · answer #10 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋