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I had exited the freeway and was turning a corner on my way to work, and my FULL cup of cappucchino fell over into my seat and went everywhere. Of course, being in traffic, I was forced to sit there and feel its sticky warmth for three blocks until I could pull over and freak out.

And what's worse is that cappucchino is BROWN....so it doesn't just look like I PEED myself, if you know what I mean :s

2007-02-06 02:46:41 · 16 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

The universe answers: Because I think it looks better ON you than IN you...

2007-02-06 02:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by FireDragon 2 · 1 0

It wasn't the universe.
It was one of several hundred thousand diminutive invisible tapirs who wander into human life every second of every day. They bump you when you're holding hot beverages, they take naps in your path when you're running for the bus, they eat your homework, socks and small hand-tools, they nibble at your cellphones when you're trying to dial the number you didn't write down, they breathe sleepy breath at you when you're trying to wake up.
You can't escape them.
You can, however, help ward them off by waving your arms and yelling, "Shoo!-Shoo!--Yah, tapirs, Yah!"
This will usually give you all the room you need to do anything.

2007-02-06 04:38:49 · answer #2 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 0 0

wow that stinks,definatly not the right time for a girl to be covered in "sticky warmth"

2007-02-06 02:50:47 · answer #3 · answered by soulburner 7 · 0 0

Oh that sucks, I can relate with you there I drop coffee on myself all the time.

2007-02-06 02:50:06 · answer #4 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0 0

Because the universe is as much full of evil as it is good.

Good Luck!!! (and bummer)

2007-02-06 02:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm sorry you had to go through that. Would a blessing from me make it all better?

2007-02-06 02:49:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There are bigger problems in the world besides you spilling your drink.

2007-02-06 02:56:22 · answer #7 · answered by waxingtheturtle2 4 · 0 0

You poor baby. Get over here and let's get you out of those wet clothes :P

2007-02-06 02:50:57 · answer #8 · answered by Rod Rod Go 6 · 0 1

you thinks thats bad?? I flushed my cell phone down the toilet last night :(

2007-02-06 06:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by frankyrulez 2 · 0 0

maybe coffee on the run is not for u and your bad cupholders

2007-02-06 02:49:42 · answer #10 · answered by Jim G 7 · 0 0

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