A gay guy walks into a butcher's store and asks the butcher for 1 pound of salami. The butcher obliges and starts to cut the meat up through a slicer, whereupon the gay goes frantic... "Stop, stop!!! What do you think my a*se is, a money box???"
2007-02-06 02:39:15
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answered by Bombshell 6
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Don't know about all that but I have a few good ones.
What position do you have to be in to make an ugly kid?
A: Ask your mother.
A blond, brunette, and redhead were at the OBGYN to find out the gender of their baby. The brunette said, "I was on the bottom so that means, I'm having a boy." To which the redhead says cheerfully, "Oh I was on top, so I guess that means I'm having a girl."
The blond jumps up puts her hands to her face in an expression of horror and screams "Oh NO! Puppies!"
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
A: Christopher Walkin
What's the funniest thing you ever heard of?
A: Women's Rights!
But on a sadder note. Did you hear of the death of Larry LaPrise?In case you didn't know he was the person who created the Hokey-Pokey. He died at the ripe old age of 83.
But the most traumatizing part for his family was when they put him in the casket. They put the right leg in...and that's when the whole thing started.
2007-02-06 02:43:06
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answered by aslongasitrocks 5
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Liberals cannot laugh or even smile, so it will have little effect on the Obama supporters. The rest of us will vote for McCain whether he tells jokes or not.
2016-05-23 23:27:58
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answered by Anonymous
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I can't tell it but one of them has to do with: 7up, Mountain Dew and Jack Daniels.
2007-02-06 02:41:50
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answered by ~dreamvette~ 5
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I can't say it here, but i like to use it at the dinner table
2007-02-06 02:36:24
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answered by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5
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Too many ladies on here sorry
2007-02-06 02:36:04
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answered by Anonymous
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Sorry, I don't know any of those jokes. I don't like them.
2007-02-06 02:36:06
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answered by Rachel 7
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You want to get me suspended, don't you?
2007-02-06 02:54:41
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answered by bad_bob_69 7
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you dont want to know
2007-02-06 02:38:54
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answered by Mullen 4
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