what the heck was going on?

Question

I was a the docter getting a physical for football when this really good looking nurse came in. she was the one that did it and when we came to the below the belt part. the man downstairs got exited she went out then came back with a spoon and flicked it it immeadiatly went down. does any one know what the heck happend?

Yea it was really embarrasing since she was only prob like 1 or 2 years older than me ( i am 16) but it was like magic and it just went limp as soon as she hit it

Answer 1

The spoon assault on the erection is as old and tried and true as is soap for killing germs. A cold spoon (frozen and in the freezer) makes a stinging contact with the head of the organ and immediately causes the accumulated blood to recoil and voila! what goes up does come down. It is the combo of the shock of the gong with the coldness when the metal is put to the peetal - recoil occurs. This is done routinely in hospitals, especially for the guy who takes viagara or the others and gets a slugger that just won't go back in the bat cage - a dangerous condition if not treated. So, if a doctor or nurse comes at your thing with something shiny it is a spoon, unless you are getting a late in life circumcision or undergoing a sex change operation.
As for your "immediate" croaking of your thing, had you known of the above you could have gone in for an interception and maybe completed the pass.

Answer 2

You poor child, I am not a man, but if I were you I think I would of died of embarrassment. A spoon??? I cringe. Don't know what the heck happened tho. sorry

Answer 3

lmaooooooooooooooo no but i want to try that!


im guessing because of the coldness of the spoon ? and your shock and confusion ?

Answer 4

The pain made it go down

Answer 5

did you try to stick it in her mouth? maybe that's why she hit it with a spoon.

Answer 6

they hit your balls with a spoon?

Answer 7

i dotn eevn under stand it lol