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a speeding ticket..

I said my boss was a jerk and I couldn't be late... ha! my boss isn't here and I just needed to get to P&S..

2007-02-06 01:24:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

did you really do that? aww thats sweet. i missed you too!!!

2007-02-06 07:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by Oklahoma Economist 6 · 0 0

I once got pulled over going 70 in a 35 and i told the cops there were 4 guys in a silver Chrysler chasing me. Then before i knew it, a silver Chrysler drove by. I hope he gave them my ticket!

2007-02-06 09:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5 · 2 0

I always do the same thing... act annoyed (stupid, I know, but I'm an open book). Sometimes I get the ticket, sometimes I get a warning. It's random.

2007-02-06 09:26:24 · answer #3 · answered by kathryn3 2 · 0 0

tell the officer that you saw a person exactly like him begging in the road and so you was so happy that he is out of job and didn't cared about the ticket

2007-02-06 09:31:46 · answer #4 · answered by mhoni 2 · 0 0

Tell the cop you are having really bad stomach cramps and you will be dumping a load in the car if you can't get to a toilet!!!

2007-02-06 09:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

tell them the car was on auto pilot and you had nothing to do with the speed of the car

2007-02-06 09:27:22 · answer #6 · answered by jacemo 6 · 1 0

"Sorry Officer. I just need to get this car back to the lot before somebody notices."

2007-02-06 09:29:40 · answer #7 · answered by dawnee_babe 6 · 1 0

Bad speedometer.
Didn't know the speed limit.
Have to pee cuz of all that beer I drank.

2007-02-06 09:27:35 · answer #8 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 1 1

Throttle cable stuck !!

2007-02-06 09:31:06 · answer #9 · answered by yahoo 6 · 1 0

this body in the trunk is starting to stink and i need to get to the river fast

2007-02-06 09:26:42 · answer #10 · answered by Lolo 5 · 6 1

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