I need some help in making the party as wild as possible. Is it too hard to find the following "gadgets" in Lebanon. Where can I buy the following in Lebanon?
1) 250 AK-47 in good condition with 250,000 7.62x39mm cartridges
2) 50 used (but clean) 81 mm Mortars preferably M252
3) 25 120mm long-range artillery piece with 3000 shells (self propelled if possible)
4) 15 clean M113 (preferably used within the Lebanese Army & not militias)
I was thinking of home delivery if possible.
Thanks
2007-02-06 00:23:54 · 12 answers · asked by Smutty 6 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
Help me out here, where is the Humour???
I guess you must be a true lebanese with wars in your blood to come up with that. I truly feel for you and the society you live in. Peace!!!
2007-02-06 03:41:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
What can be better than a good ole fashioned lebanese party with lots of special gadgets. yep crank out the ammo everyone's gonna have a blast tonight!
2007-02-06 20:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by starfish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, the perfect place to see that is find for a very very very old car, rusted if u can find one, look under it, you will see a sewage, open the lid, you will find all stuff in there.
Be careful "Property of the Lebanese People"
Have fun, dont spill blood a lot
2007-02-06 09:39:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what, no clowns?
Sure you need the gadgets, but you also need the entertainment.
Just put the news on and pick any of our talented "mouharrajin" to go with your theme.
and if you need the party wilder, hire 2 from opposite camps.
Can you imagine a party without them?
note to smutty's friend: happy birthday!
note to Toushka: loved your answer.
2007-02-07 06:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by webby 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
These items are sold at the local supermarket usually but you can order them online at www.presidentbushprick.com or www.americanbombsarefreeforruiningpeopleslives.com they offer helicopter home delivery.
I hope this info is sufficient.
Toushka
2007-02-07 03:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by .... 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL
A good one don't forget the 50 packs of cigarretes and some channel which brings politicians.
Enjoy!
2007-02-06 08:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
plenty of sand where I live.
If you need mataris just let me know how many people are attending and I'll get a party bag for each.
2007-02-07 07:46:28 · answer #7 · answered by fares 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO,wow u gave me a headache here lol
PS~I cant put my old picture,cuz the stupid yahoo got
my 360 page,dont know when they're ghonna give it back to me!
2007-02-06 17:16:26 · answer #8 · answered by Pinky 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Gee no pipes
im shocked
2007-02-07 06:54:58 · answer #9 · answered by mary L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smutty!!!!!!
Just buy the guy a cake and some party hats
2007-02-06 14:56:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋