If my dog peed on a policeman's leg?
2007-02-05 23:22:55 · 24 answers · asked by Polo 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
It would be against the leg of the law
2007-02-09 07:09:11 · answer #1 · answered by Professor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not if the policeman looked like a tree.
If the dog crapped on the policeman's boots you would have to use a poop -a-scoop to clear it up though. If you didn't that is against the law.
2007-02-06 08:40:24 · answer #2 · answered by frank S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serious answer is Yes if it was in one of those areas where you have signs up give a fine for dog fowling. On the other hand if you can find a policeman on the beat to pee up then that would be a miracle.
2007-02-11 04:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by simonsd25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably laugh it off. We get dry cleaning tokens so I'd just get a change of trousers clean my soiled ones and have a good laugh at the dog!
You can tell I'm a dog lover.
Secondly, it would never happen since I'd have moved out the way at the first inkling that the dog was going to take a slash all over my trousers and boots!
2007-02-06 13:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by Amir N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends if the Policeman was at the boundary of your dogs territory.
2007-02-06 07:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you somehow instructed the dog to do so. Yeah the cop wont be happy but its not a crime or against the law unless you told the dog to do so. :)
2007-02-06 07:31:35 · answer #6 · answered by jhock216 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no how stupid would the cop have to be to just stand there and let the dog piss on him. the dog does not know what its doing. before a dog pees it sniffs around to find a perfect location.
2007-02-12 21:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it peed on the left leg this would be anti right legism, a form of racist activity. the dog could be fined twelve biscuits.
2007-02-06 07:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by trucker 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
It would depend on how straight laced the police officer was. My fella is a police officer and he said he would be pis*ed off, but he wouldnt do anything about it.
2007-02-06 07:29:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes,,,,would it be against the law if i shot your dog just before he peed on my leg
2007-02-06 07:28:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋