2007-02-05 23:16:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
You're all so boring and NOT FUNNY!
Get an imagination fools.
2007-02-05 23:21:30 · update #1
How were you able to hide so long in Paris? How long have you and Dubbya been friends?
2007-02-05 23:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by michaelsan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would probably have skits showing him sleeping, hanging upside down with bats in a cave only to have his robe (or skirt) over his head, or they can have him in a pantyhose commercial showing off his hairy legs under his robe. Or they can have some female comedian playing the role of his mother by just showing her eyes & he says, "Mom, you've never looked so good. It's been a long time since I've "seen" you." Then he could have a follow up skit with a wrestling tag team match with Bush/Jesus vs Bin Laden/Mohammad with the winning team taking the Middle East. Or they could have a roast with him on a spit over an open fire prepping him for the fires of Hell versus or hand him a box of 72 condoms for the 72 virgins he'll have when he gets to "Paradise". Just a few ideas...
2007-02-06 07:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by gone 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably have George Takai, stand up there and talk about their "night" together, how is beard is always in the way, he really needs to shower because he smells like camels ***. Which just tells us he's not been faithful.
Then courtney love would talk about how they were high and Bin ladin decided he wanted to move to America, because those "infidels" know how to "kick" it.
Jerry Seinfeld would talk about the time Osama showed up at the bar mitzvah, looking for something kosher on a cracker. But was pissed when he realized it wouldn't be an actual Jew.
2007-02-06 09:12:17 · answer #3 · answered by Chrissy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Comedy central only roasts people that are:
1-Funny/Entertaining
2- Highly respected in the entertainment community
There is no point in roasting someone who has no sense of humor and is bent on destruction, death and chaos.
2007-02-06 07:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by zaphodsclone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the deal with killing people?
2007-02-06 07:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about..."Get a life!" We do not even know if he is still alive.
2007-02-06 07:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that fire hot enough or do we need more wood?
2007-02-06 07:19:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋