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2007-02-05 21:00:01 · 2 answers · asked by Gary 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
when i was like 16-17 my friends and i used to "Van Surf" out of my van. one time when i was doing it i thought i would jump out onto the road and run up and get in the passenger seat. we were only going like 25MPH so i thought i could do it. now what i did not realize is how fast 25MPH really is, sure don't feel that way when you are in the car. needless to say it was not pretty, but i can only go off what i was told. i landed pretty much flat on my back and hit my head. started to convulse, scared the living crap out of one my friends.
they run to the nearest house to get some one to call 911(before everybody had cell phones). the old man that answered the door gave them some crap because we had been riding around the neighborhood just screaming at the top of our lungs basically being a nuisance. he did call 911 and the ambulance did come. i woke up the hospital with a concussion. at least i think i had one cause i was screaming get me the hell out of here, all the while just puking all over the place. so they made my mom signed something saying i refused care and we were out.
i don't know if that was a funny story to you or not. it is funny to me because of all the drugs and drink i did back then i was sober when i did this. matter a fact sober during all my "accidents". needless to say i am a little bit calmer now.
2007-02-06 00:03:57 · answer #1 · answered by glass. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
joke goes like this you can't fix stupid~so in order to achieve this phenomena i was going to ask how to save the adults so that the world could go ahead and save the children when there will me a war debt next year for $800.00 for every man woman and child in America for the war cost for the next years needs alone, the funny part is thank God we never had the war with Russia~i still remember that nut beating that shoe on the united nations desk, why does this happen is the funny part c i watch the comedy station and i laugh at the jokes too but i can't remember them but if anything goes wrong i have a the answers to it now is that funny or what
2007-02-05 21:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by bev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋