Nothing mushy or romantic. I just want a Plutonic relationship with the planet. Something that would not upset Uranus. It would be a Sadturn of things if it did.
2007-02-05 20:32:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Uranus can't be Sirius.
**Takes a deep breath and adjusts his Kuiper belt**
Ok, I can already check the temperature by looking at Mercury. I can shave with a Venus razor. I can even eat the Milky Way and a Mars bar! As if driving rings around others in my Saturn isn't enough, I can also pet my dog Pluto. Now you want to dance and sing to showtunes? My asteroid hurts just thinking about it!
** Shakes his head**
I would moon you but, I will just say I'll talk to ya crater.
2007-02-06 02:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure something could be done, but we'd have to planet properly.
Given that many of the planets have already had their names stolen for commercial purposes, maybe sponsorship is the way to go.
Maybe McMercury would be more McMemorable for the younger generation? Mars is a candy bar, Saturn's some weirdass vehicle, Venus is a razor. I can just imagine the vying that would go on on a regular basis between Coke and Pepsi for the outlying planets that cross each other at different points in their orbits. And maybe Apple would sponsor, if not Showtune, then certainly iTune.
I don't know if I can marshall any any more arguments in favour of the name change. Certainly it'sa turn up for the books, but I think it might be up to jutapityer wits against the challenge of finding a new name. For most mortal humans, it's too hard. Evenus.
2007-02-06 12:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it were changed to Looneytune perhaps we could then launch a crusade to have Pluto reinstated to planetary status as Tweety.
I really don't think you should rule out the romantic mushy stuff. It's so not fair that the moon monopolizes in that department.
2007-02-06 02:39:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I would not want to upset Uranus, but I want to go where no man has gone before. Huh? You have a good play on words, by the way. =)
2007-02-05 21:07:56 · answer #4 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but showtune sounds kinda gay...
2007-02-05 20:38:37 · answer #5 · answered by Sigi Rocks 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think we need to get Pluto back before moving on to happier names...
2007-02-05 20:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by Jesse C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about Mars then? Would it have to turn into Marching?
2007-02-05 20:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anaïs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nahhhh...... I'd hate to give Neptune a bad rap. *wink*
2007-02-05 22:45:43 · answer #8 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋