If liberals were a flavor of Ice Cream what would it be?

Answer 1

Liberals think that their ice cream is a mixture af many complex flavors. However, Liberal ice cream has no flavor at all.

Using dairy products exploits animals, so it has to be just the ice - no cream.

Also, choosing one flavor over another shows a preference for that flavor at the expense of other, perhaps less popular flavors. The paperwork hassles due to the preparation of the affirmative action plans setting the goals and timetables for the increased popularity of those flavors caused no flavor to be chosen. So the ice gets no flavor.

Liberal ice cream is just an ice cube, although it's debatable whether the cube would actually be frozen, since artificial coolants that may damage the ozone layer are a no-no.

I guess a cup of water is the equivalent a liberal ice cream cone.

How refreshing.

Now is the cup half full or half empty?

Liberals, please be careful! If other liberals see that your cup has more water than other liberals have in their cups, they may send in government agents to take from your cup to give to a liberal whose cup has less. They will call this fairness, so please watch out.




Darth Serious

Answer 2

According to New Orleans Mayor (democrat) Chocolate

Answer 3

Are you talking about Republicans or Democrats? There
are liberals in each...just depends on what they are liberal
about. I will say that the Democrats at least have ice cream
in their cone.

Answer 4

Tutti Fruity.

Answer 5

Butter pecan. Totally nutty!

Answer 6

Neopolitan. Trying to be a little bit of everything.

Answer 7

Liberals- chocolate, the best flavor.

Conservatives- the new feritilizer flavor

Answer 8

Chocolate sardine. Looks good on the outside, but bite into it and get an unpleasant surprise.

Answer 9

Any flavor as long as you cons eat me.

Answer 10

Dirt