I am making homemade fortune cookies for my term project in mythology. I need 55 to 60 fortunes. I have come up with 25 so far. Some examples are "You will hold Pandora's box in the palm of your hand" - "Nike is not just a pair of shoes" - "It is not the Oracle's fault if you misunderstand this fortune" - "Don't be afraid to drive Helios's chariot" Any additional ideas will be greatly appreciated. They must be related to mythology. Before you ask - I am allowed to ask for help on my project. This is not cheating.
2007-02-05 16:46:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Here are a few. I can make more if you need them.
A Herculean task will present itself to you.
Don't look for a Nymph in material goods.
Dionysus will remain out of your reach until you mature.
If you're dirty and sweet you'll get the teeth of the hydra upon you. (from a song by T. Rex called 'Bang a Gong' )
Artemis may have you in her sights, but Apollo will be watching.
Be neither Adonis nor the boar that kills him.
When Cupid strikes, Chaos will reign in your mind.
Wear armor on your Achilles heel.
The beauty of Helen will call for a Trojan defence.
While you make war, suitors move into your house.
Your Odyssey will last your entire life.
A Trojan horse is not a gift.
Anger and conflict follow the actions of Paris.
Beware the promises of Aphrodite.
Beware the golden spear of eros.
Fear not adversity. A Cyclops sees as much as you do.
2007-02-05 18:47:44 · answer #1 · answered by Chris C 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes a little Discord will help a relationship bloom
Your trip home will be surprisingly uneventful
Beware of Greeks bearing wooden livestock
Your date is semper satyr
Eagles may soar, but pride comes before a fall.
Don't be afraid to step on Bifrost
When in doubt, talk your way out.
No, your date's car is meant to be made out of toenails.
Don't look behind you as you exit the restaurant
Hunter today, hunted tomorrow.
You will be required to use Mjolnir as the sledgehammer of subtlety.
No, I said you will required the aid of a -stone- monkey
You are a Dragon in a relationship, Tiger in the bedroom.
Nemesis is looking for you
A muse will hit you. Prepare to duck.
Beware of magicians peddling swords. They lead to nothing but trouble.
2007-02-06 01:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by guhralfromhell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is not any treatment for love although to love extra. To be loved and to love is to judge the daylight from both side. If i comprehend what love is, it truly is by way of you. Paradise is continually the position love dwells. there is in common words one happiness in existence, to love and be cherished. you're not to any extent further some thing in pick of my each and every thing. there is this project in me the position your fingerprints nevertheless relax, your kisses nevertheless linger, and your whispers softly echo. that is the project the position part of you'll incessantly be an element of me. Love is the impossible to face up to pick to be irresistibly favored.
2016-11-25 19:34:19 · answer #3 · answered by rothman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello. I am the asker of thequestion about the basketball poem. Thanks a lot for your answer and you really deserve the best answer which I will give in about four hours. But were you just trying to encourage me or did you really think it was good?
2007-02-06 13:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by Mistah Mistah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will travel, just not too close to the sun
Dating the Medusa is not the way to get stoned
There is a stable cleaning in your future
If you steal fire, you can get burned
2007-02-05 17:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
End date now. He isn't Zeus.
Y'know, the reference to how many women Zeus slept with...
2007-02-05 17:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Never, ever, play leapfrog with a unicorn"
"Do not play patty-cake with Atlas."
"To err is human, just don't let Aries see it because he'll lay a smack-down on you."
2007-02-05 17:04:22 · answer #7 · answered by Cylon Betty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who guards the guards
2007-02-05 20:21:34 · answer #8 · answered by bev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FORTUNE COOKIES ARE NOT CHRISTIAN! ABORT ABORT!!!!
2007-02-05 16:51:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋