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"One's too many and a hundred's not enough!" is from The Lost Weekend which was made in 1945.

2007-02-05 16:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by camknows 4 · 1 0

Here are the quotes containing one is to much and a hundred is not enough
"Colbert Report, The" (2005) {(2006-06-29)}

Stephen Colbert - Host: ...but I did just read about one tax I can get behind. It was proposed by Iowa Republican Senator Charles Grassley, and it's aimed at pimps. The proposal calls for, quote, "a ten year prison sense for each prostitute a pimp has that hasn't filed a W-2 tax form." Damn, it's gettin' hard out there for a pimp! As well it should be. It's about time Congress put on its rings and slapped those byotches down. But, if you ask me, this plan does not go far enough to regulate aberrant sexual behavior. Which brings us to tonight's Word: Monkey Butter. I don't know what that means, but it sounds filthy and it should be stopped. [a graphic annotates his statement with the phrase: Or Turned Into a Website] For years, the government has taxed just about anything that feels good. Cigarettes, alcohol, gambling. But they missed the biggest sin and largest potential revenue source of all: Doin' It. We all know [pauses for applause]... We all know there's way too much sex going on in America. [a graphic annotates his statement with the phrase: Once a Year for Birthday Plenty] Too much sex not as God intended. I'm talkin' premarital sex, gay sex, sex with the lights on - it's disgusting! And it's destroying our society's moral fabric. It is time to slap a "sin tax" on sex. Here's how it works: Every time you... you know... Uncle Sam gets a piece of the action. The size of this tax would be inversely proportional to both the level of sexual deviance and your level of commitment to your partner. For example, a married couple, in the missionary position, for the express purpose of creating children - that costs nothing. [a graphic annotates his statement with the phrase: Get what you pay for] Now, an unmarried but dating couple doing something freaky - I dunno, lady on top - that, that'll cost you about a hundred bucks. [a graphic annotates his statement with the phrase: Cheaper Than Dinner and a Movie] Now, two drunk strangers hanging from a fluoresecent light in the bathroom of a Hardee's, that'll cost you a thousand dollars. What, what better way to encourage marriage? Now, you might ask, how will the government even know when I'm having sex? Well, thanks to advances in nanotechnology, they can monitor behavior by injecting a microchip directly into your... you know... dirty area, and it'll recognize when it's near another implanted chip. Think of it as an Easy Pass at the Sexual Tollbooth. [a graphic annotates his statement with the phrase: Great Marvin Gaye Song] Every time [pauses for applause]... Every time your "gate" goes "up," the toll is automatically subtracted from your checking account. What could be easier? [a graphic annotates his statement with the phrase: Driving Solo] [Responding to the graphic:] No, we'll figure out how to charge that, too. With my tax plan, we can restore America's moral character, while we're making America's budget deficit shrink. [a graphic annotates his statement with the phrase: Size Matters] So, Congress, charge us every time we "get it on"... and that's The Word.

2007-02-05 17:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by uoptiger_79 4 · 0 0

I know it as an AA quote.

"One drink is too much and 1000 is not enough."

2007-02-05 16:48:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Braveheart?

2007-02-05 16:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by mark [mjimih] 3 · 0 0

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