been married to a man whose flatulence has woken you out of a dead sleep? not the sound, just the smell? my husband has woken me up twice this way. he is not doing it on purpous, he is sleeping also. have any ideas on how to make his flatulence smell a little less deadly? c'mon now! THE SMELL WOKE ME OUT OF A DEAD SLEEP!!! and im a pretty deep sleeper. i can sleep through the VERY loud alarm clock in the morning
2007-02-05 16:13:58 · 7 answers · asked by Blenderhead 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
cork him with a KAZOO. at least you'll wake up laughing.
2007-02-05 16:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a man.. but a woman. (Yeah, get this- not all of you are so innocent!) - A couple of things you could try...
Make sure he eats dinner early and have him drink lots of water after wards. Guide him to limit his snack/food intake for the remainder of the evening. And about 30 minutes before bedtime, give him a magazine or a newspaper and send him straight to the shitter. And do tell why- don't leave him in suspense. I'm certain he'll gladly oblige.
Of course, if all else fails, you could always fight fire with fire?
2007-02-06 01:47:15 · answer #2 · answered by Antny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cut down on the beans
2007-02-06 00:19:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...thats funny maybe try putting a plug in his butt and wrap it up with something..
2007-02-06 00:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by angelheart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL its all in what he eats..
2007-02-06 00:17:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
2007-02-06 00:21:25 · answer #6 · answered by ≤Daлiel≥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope...thank god!
2007-02-06 00:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by thedeliciousone14 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋