Hey Conservatives, as no liberal would answer maybe you can help?

Question

I must have missed a step, Liberals please advise..?

This morning I had a flat tire and tried to solve my problem using Liberal solutions.

1- I blamed George Bush for not passing a law requiring tire companies to manufacture tires that last for ever.

2- I sat down with the tire and said I understood why he blew, and they he certainly had the right too.

3- I threatened the other tires with giving them less air and giving it to the blown tire.


4- I again cursed George Bush for cutting taxes on the rich and not providing a gov't tire Changer on the highway every hundred yards or so.

All this did no good

So I acted like a conservative and changed the tire myself. Very much like a conservative because the donut tire was a minority, the little guy and hadn't had nearly the training the other tires have.
Why is it liberal solutions never work in every day situations yet conservative prinicples of get off your lazy *** and do it yourself do? What step did I miss?

Answer 1

I dunno. What did the tyres tell you? Lolz, jk.

Liberal solutions are thrown out there to tell people to relax. The problem is when people relax so much that they refuse to get off their lazy @$$. Take the great depresssion for example. If FDR didn't engage in deficit spending, it wouldn't have mattered how hard the people worked to find jobs, they still wouldn't have found any. The war did finish off the depression, but FDR got the momentum going by initiating the country's prewar industrialization.

Gotta agree with you 100% though. Kerry, Hillary, Sharpton, Gore, and Kennedy won't help us if they take charge of our great country. They'll only slow us down by insisting we tape up that flat tyre instead of tossing it for a new one.

Answer 2

how are you going to tell who's fat and who isn't on-line? Is that some particular secret merely conservatives have? Its somewhat unusual that there should be any fat conservatives in any respect, in spite of everything they have each and every of the solutions and they stay with assistance from own duty. they actually have an finished brush aside for any technological information that befell after Copernicus. in an attempt to't whinge about genetics, they don't have self belief that. As to evil organizations, they feed us all corn syrup, and they don't have any objective of preventing.

Answer 3

https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/print/us.html