2007-02-05 14:14:06 · 11 answers · asked by tardis1977 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Teaching
I am going into Teaching as a second career!
2007-02-05 14:32:33 · update #1
today i had a kid who didn't know what "pita bread" was. so i said, "it's a special kind of bread...you know what BREAD is, don't you?" and the kid (a ESL kid) did not. so i said, "pan! (spanish for bread) it's pan! bread is pan!" so the kid goes, really slowely with a weird look on his face "pita pan? boy green in Disney? (ie PETER pan) HAHAHAHAH, it was SOOOOO funny, i almost wet my pants. very very cute.
2007-02-05 17:04:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was a special ed teacher for 2nd and 3rd graders in a very diverse school so I had a lot of kids who didn't have a lot of English language.
That being said, I was sort of the "absent minded professor" when I taught. I lost papers, pens, you name it. I would be teaching and just lay stuff down and not remember where I put it.
It was the beginning of the school year and I was explaining that sometimes I lost things and when I looked for them, could they help me.
My point was that everyone has difficulty with some things and mine was remembering where I put stuff.
Well, this little guy named J (who didn't have much English or social skills and rarely said a word) busts out with "Ms. Sliff, you have a short term memory loss!".
He couldn't have been more on point. You have to thank "Finding Nemo" for that one.
2007-02-05 23:10:34 · answer #2 · answered by Dawn S 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well...I can't think of anything funny that a student said right now but I can tell u sumthing funny a teacher has said:
"Ok class, in this scene of 'Roots' Coochie-Kentay is on the ship heading to America"
2007-02-05 22:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by Dancin♥Qu33n 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
well im not a teacher but im in a ap art history class and we were studying david and our teacher was really talking about the face as being the core of everything etc etc etc
anyway so our principal came the next day to observe or wahtever and our teacher was being really entergetic and was like "OK CLASS! Whats the CENTER of this piece?!? Where's all the EMOTION?!" and the screwball in the back of the room yelled "HIS DICK!!!" lol it was pretty funny
2007-02-05 22:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
"¿Puedo ir al infierno?" Instead of "¿Puedo ir al baño?" The first means "Can I go to H***? The second "Can I go to the bathroom?" The error was unintentional. I did not laugh at the student, since we all make mistakes. Another teacher I told this to said, "Yeah, but it's a long trip!"
2007-02-05 22:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by salsera 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Well, I worked in a daycare and I had the two year old class and I had ten kids in there because that's all you can have with one teacher in the room. Anyways, I was sick with fever and I was sitting in the rocking chair and this little boy named Cody came and sat in my lap and I said " I am so sick Cody" and he said " you ain't sick you Bastard" I thought I was going to die! It was funny at the time, but now that I have two lil boys of my own, it's not so funny! lol!!
2007-02-05 22:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by Manda 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i was in school n monitoring the students of 3rd grade.a boy with a girl came to me asked :-" hey big brother,can kissing make her pregnent".i said no.then he turned to her n said:-" i told this to u, now y ur crying.don't worry,we can kiss more."it wa really shocking n funny.
2007-02-06 06:17:18 · answer #7 · answered by Pulkit 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ok are you a teacher,because i am a student, and if you are a student you are going to laugh.well my teacher was acting a bit said and one of the kids asked her if she was ok and she said yes and the room was silent and the kid said do you need a beer and the whole class was laughing.
2007-02-05 22:29:33 · answer #8 · answered by *Ruffian* 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A kid was confused as to what a crocodile is vs. what an alligator is. So she called it a crockagator.
2007-02-05 23:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by Konswayla 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Their foreign language class is hard because "it's like a whole different language"
2007-02-05 22:45:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋