Hey guys am trying to come up with 101 uses for a cucumber just for fun. so start suggesting!?

Question

This is just a fun game to see how many answers and what ideas people have.
Thanks guys

Answer 1

Other than salad and dressing, a Mr Cucumber Head?

Answer 2

for your eyes (reduces swelling)
scent (think cucumber melon)
you can dip them in tapioca and leave them on someones car as a prank
eat them plain
eat them with salt
cucumber salad
in a sandwich
cucumber seeds work like some herbal remedy
it heals sunburns
relieves conjunctivitis (pink eye)
use the juice as a toner
use it in a fruit salad
put it through a juicer mixed with carrots (yum)
they supposedly repel cockroaches
if eaten daily it apparently relieves constipation (my research says)
can be used for pickling

Answer 3

Washing a car
Dressing it up
Licking it in public
Cleaning out a pipe
Eating it
Using it for spa work
Salads
Playing the drums
Hitting your spouse
Relay Stick
Sculpting
Pickling
'Dirty Things' (Use ur imagination)
Pointer

Answer 4

Am I allowed to say as a substitute for a dildo?? Yeah, this answer will be gone soon, but hey . . . .thats the 1st thing I thought of. (NOT that I've ever done it.)

Answer 5

Throw at people

Answer 6

toy for kids
as a mop
as a birthday gift
for throwing at your neighbours
throwing at your teachers when they are not looking
as food for your dog
AS A COMPUTER SCREEN CLEANER!!!=)

Answer 7

well i can tell you 124 reasons why cucumbers are better than men..does that count?

Answer 8

I'm gonna keep it clean here...slice it and dip it in ranch dressing.

Answer 9

Well, the obvious....sliced in a salad.

Answer 10

pickling
sandwiches
soup
eyelid coolers/soothers