Examples:
"The Joy of Sect" - Season Nine
Hans Moleman Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?
Book Store Guy: Get out.
"The Joy of Sect" - Season Nine
Flanders: You know, I pride myself on being a good host, so I'm obliged to offer you a beer. I'm so darn mad, it's going to be mostly head!
2007-02-05 12:15:28 · 11 answers · asked by USAF, Retired 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!
I'm sorry, Ralph cracks me up every time!
2007-02-05 12:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by Sandie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is from the episode where Homer was helping Mel Gibson make a movie....
Mel Gibson: I blame the internet. And the return of swing music.
2007-02-11 14:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by krustykrabtrainee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ralph Wiggum
"You have the bestest Dad. He read me a story about Chinese food."
2007-02-05 21:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by nonono 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Raph Wiggum: It tastes like...burning! Or
Lisa's a sell-out; Lisa's a sell-out! Lisa, what's a sell-out?
2007-02-05 12:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Whizzo Butter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dr. Nick Riviera - "Well, if it isn't my good friend Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"
2007-02-13 11:09:40 · answer #5 · answered by rufus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From "Who Shot Mr. Burns, Pt 2"
Burns- "Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence."
From "Homer vs Dignity"
Lenny- "Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it!"
From "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochy Show"
Ralph Wiggum- "This knob tastes funny."
Market researcher- "Please refrain from tasting the knob."
2007-02-05 13:10:08 · answer #6 · answered by splitlevelmind 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Smithers! There's a rocket in my pocket!"
"Uuuuh, you don't have to tell me, sir."
and
"Hyarr, the hot pants." (see also: "Hyarrr, she blows.")
and
"Accchhh! My retirement grease!!"
But best of all:
"Good job little girls! Cats back for everyone!"
"But I had a dog!"
"IS CAT NOW!!!!!"
2007-02-05 20:01:20 · answer #7 · answered by aguywholivesinseattle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apu "Thank you. Steal again."
2007-02-05 13:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eat my shorts. bart simpson
2007-02-05 12:18:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
DOH! homer j
2007-02-05 12:20:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋