if britney spears asked you something like..can i get a ride with you home tonight what be your best answer?

Answer 1

ok but my horse will buck you off.

Answer 2

"Oh, sorry. I don't think we have enough room for your big bum and your trashy little parts. Maybe you can rent a chaffeur with a built in bar in the limo. You have to pay for that yourself, though. I mean, come on, Brit. You spent $40,000 for a one-night stay in Hugh Hefner's Sky Villa with your beau. For your children, you forked over $25,000 to stay in a smaller Sin City villa. Doesn't that completely prove that you care much more for your beau then for Sean and Jayden? You can take care of yourself tonight, darling. Have the best night of your life in that little limousine! You'll love it, trust me."

Answer 3

Are you wearing underwear this time, cause if not there is not a cleaner out there to get that stain out of my car seat. Guess you can walk, you need it ayways to lose some of that weight.

Answer 4

Take the bus

Answer 5

I would say, "Um, I don't think so. I don't need my car upholstery smelling like skank and cigarettes. Oh yeah, you don't wear panties or shoes either."

Answer 6

"Are you wearing underwear? Because this is a new car and I don't want your trashy girl parts all over my nice, new, clean car."

Answer 7

You did what with Kevin Fed?

Answer 8

i say okay..and ask to get my picture taken with her and then before she gets out i'd say,,"Okay that will be 50"

Answer 9

Keep your smelly a** out of my new leather fitted car

Answer 10

I can't answer that, I got too many violations already.