I must have missed a step, Liberals please advise..?

Question

This morning I had a flat tire and tried to solve my problem using Liberal solutions.
1- I blamed George Bush for not passing a law requiring tire companies to manufacture tires that last for ever.

2- I sat down with the tire and said I understood why he blew, and they he certainly had the right too.

3- I threatened the other tires with giving them less air and giving it to the blown tire.


4- I again cursed George Bush for cutting taxes on the rich and not providing a gov't tire Changer on the highway every hundred yards or so.

All this did no good

So I acted like a conservative and changed the tire myself. Very much like a conservative because the donut tire was a minority, the little guy and hadn't had nearly the training the other tires have.
I feel guilty for doing this as I was trying to be a good liberal. Why is it liberal solutions never work in every day situations yet conservative prinicples of get off your lazy *** and do it yourself do?

Sorry flowers but I'm not that big of a hipocrite

Answer 1

You are quite clever, if you should ever want to join us over here on the left side, please do. PS...I would have called AAA or went through my GPA system...just a thought for next time. susan