can anyone think of a funny spiderman story, situation or event that i could write about? it has to be fiction (fake) or madeup. :)
thanks !
2007-02-05 11:24:12 · 11 answers · asked by luckyplaya23 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Okay, Spidey fights the Dissolver, who dissolves Spidey’s costume, expecting to make his getaway easily after that. But Spider Man is too quick for him, and blinds him with a shot of webbing while he uses his other hand to make a webbing jockstrap for himself, so he doesn’t get arrested for indecent exposure! Then Spider Man says, “Hey, we’re about the same size- give me your clothes.” He won’t take “NO!” for an answer! He puts on the Dissolver’s clothes so he doesn’t have to run around undressed. Then the cops show up and the Dissolver says “Help Officer, oh thank heavens you’re here, the Dissolver” (pointing at Spidey!) “dissolved my clothes and was about to….” Spidey hightails it in disgrace.
Funny enough for you?
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2007-02-05 13:35:41 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about something dealing with the hassles of having one costume? If he wears it daily, it's gotta get sweaty and gross. It must be a pain to wash/mend all the time. You could embellish by adding Mary Jane griping at him about the stains she needs to remove or holes she needs to patch all the time.
Enjoy!!
2007-02-05 19:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Suck! Use Batman, Spawn, Ghost Rider, Iron Man, War Machine, and Lady Death instead.
2007-02-05 19:28:52 · answer #3 · answered by Falcon Christian Li 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What other kind of Spider-Man story is there? You'll have to make one up on your own since doing otherwise would be plagarism. I have tons of amusing stories in my collection, but they're all already published.
2007-02-05 21:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by rtanys 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spiderman goes to the mall, but he quickly gets his secret identy found out, but he's wearing a mask that looks like harry's
2007-02-05 19:29:41 · answer #5 · answered by shyansworld 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, how 'bout Spidey busts through this kids window, slaps him around a bit for ripping off his character and not creating his own fiction.............
2007-02-05 19:27:41 · answer #6 · answered by arleigh j 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Him getting crushed by a morbidly obese Mary Jane now that would be funny.
2007-02-05 19:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by Kenster102.5 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
how about spiderman calls you up on the phone, and lets you know how retarded you are. it's kinda believable because it's half fiction, and half nonfiction. spiderman calling you FICTION. You being Retarded NONFICTION.
2007-02-05 23:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
If he was real venom would beat him
2007-02-05 19:28:55 · answer #9 · answered by Yo 100$ (YUWL) (X-way ECW) 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what if spiderman was Gay?
2007-02-05 20:17:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋