I like "Hi the answering machine is broken. This is the toaster. Leave a message and I'll burn it into the bread."
2007-02-05 08:04:25 · 25 answers · asked by Athene1710 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hi there caller, I'm feeling rough
So if you want to talk then frankly, tough.
I'm on the settee - or - in bed
But the way I'm feeling, I'm probably dead
So talk away, after the beep
But keep it down. I want to sleep.
Please feel free to use this but don't be surprised if you find it in a book of poetry one day because I'm trying to get published.
2007-02-05 10:19:03 · answer #1 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a few-
It's like totally,
it's like wow
it's like I'm not home right now
so leave a message at the tone
and I'll get back to you when I get home
bye, bye
bye, bye
(you can sing this one)
I also like when people say "hello" and pretend that they are on the phone and they will start talking! After a minute say "I'm really not here, so leave a message"
2007-02-05 08:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by Answerfinder1360 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I definitely have this checklist of 'rather device Messages Recorded and examined by the worldwide ordinary international Institute of Answering device Messages', and that i fell in love with a number of them. i could say that my favorites could might desire to be: "hi, you’ve reached Jim and Sonya. we are able to’t p.c.. up the telephone suited now, simply by fact we’re doing some thing we actually have fun with. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and that i like doing it left to suited… genuine slowly. So go away a message, and as quickly as we’re carried out brushing our tooth, we’ll call you lower back." And... "My spouse and that i will’t come to the telephone suited now, yet once you’ll go away your call and sort, nicely get lower back to you as quickly as we’re finished."
2016-09-28 11:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hi this is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message and I'll get back to you."
2007-02-05 08:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by mreed316 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello.....hello.....hey what's goin on?...what was that? Sorry I can't hear you...oh yea, that's awesome...anyways, when you have something really important to say, tell it to my machine kuz right now i don't feel like answering your call.
2007-02-05 08:12:28 · answer #5 · answered by peace_69_sjh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi! You've reached my answering machine!....beep
2007-02-05 08:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thankyou, for calling dial an asshole. All our assholes, are busy right now, after the tone, leave your name & number and we will have an asshole, return your call.
2007-02-05 08:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate ' answer machine messages ' of any kind. !! xx
2007-02-08 11:44:10 · answer #8 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend had this from bad santa
Willie:What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your fuking head?
Kid: On *my* head?
Willie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?
Kid: How can they drop me onto my own head?
Willie: No, not *onto* your... Would... God damn it! Are you fuking with me?
2007-02-05 08:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by soulburner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You like that?? Okay then!! Someone needs to get out more!!
2007-02-05 08:08:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋