would you rather watch a soccer game or eat a diarrhea stew with no spoon?

Question

soccer, thats right, soccer (football is an american sport which we just saw the world champions last night) is such a lousy sport i would rather lose my ability to see than to have to watch a soccer game. american sports are far more superior than any other countries. america has given the world baseball, football, basketball and hunting. what has the world contributed, soccer, curling and hockey. the USA also has given the world billions of dollars in aid. so why does soccer suck so much?

Answer 1

so what you are saying is you would rather eat what you talk rather than watch the worlds favorite ball game?? each to there own mate.

Answer 2

My dear ignorant self centered American, let me tell you that "foot"ball is called that way because it is played with the "foot" the same way "basket"ball is played with the use of a basket. American football (the right way to call your sport and as it known outside of the United States which by the way is 90% of the world) is a mixture of hand passes, kicking, running which can seem appealing only to people that don´t appreciate the finer things in life. By the way you mentioned the world championship (Superbowl) "The world is not limited to the USA" so keep it calling it the Superbowl. I am sure that if a real "world" American football championship were to be held the US would loose like the have lost in the Olympics in basketball or in the world league in the "all American pass time" baseball. Next time you see a footbal match on your TV, please change the channel cause you are not worthy of it.

Answer 3

It beats the crap out of "American football", which appears to be a copy of "Rugby" which originally evolved from someone cheating at proper football, or "soccer" as yanks call it.
As big a puffs as most professional football / soccer players may appear these days, at least they don't need to wear girlie helmets......... nor do they stop play every 3-nanoseconds.

Baseball as I recall originated from rounders, a game played in school by girls.

People were hunting thousands of years ago, before the USA was even discovered.

As for what the rest of the world has contributed, Great Britain / British Inventors alone has contributed:
Disc brakes on cars, Railways, the Tin can, Depth Charges, Electric motors, Electromagnets, the Steam Engine, the Fax machine, the first unpowered human flight, cateyes (in the road), the Gas mask, Jet engines, the Kelvin scale (measurement of temperature), the periodic table of Elements, the Lawnmower, the metal lathe, the periscope, penicillin, radar, sewing machines, steel production, the submarine, Television, toilet paper + The World-Wide-Web. http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/bl_british_inventors.htm

Answer 4

If you have nothing nice to say, then don't say anything at all. If you love American sports so much, then go elsewhere and talk about them there.

And to answer your question, I would rather watch a soccer match.

SOCCER RULES!
(that's why it's like the most popular sport in the WORLD)

Answer 5

nicely said supadeano007........if u hate soccer so much how come u don't get ur *** outa here and go tlk about it in ur "amazing" american football section u ********!!!!!!!!! when u start insulting other ppl expect ppl to insult u back!!!!how are american sport superior than anyother sport if they are only popularly known in the US u dumbshit!!!!!! go to the poorest country in world and ask them which they know better football or soccer?? u mention football and they laugh @ ur big ugly face!!!!! so go into ur little corner and start sucking ur own balls cuz u hate the most popular sport in the world...no one gives a $hit about football in like two thirds of the world...................

Answer 6

Soccer's ok. Never heard of diarrhea stew. Is it tasty?

Answer 7

That would depend on the quality of the teams playing.

Answer 8

See, thats why redneck attitude is so popular even today.
Whitetrash.

Answer 9

y dnt u stop asking nonsense **** lyke dis