What happens when someone punches you in the stomach or elsewhere?

Question

Do you die?

I don't know much about RL (the outside world). In every FPS game that I've played, when someone hits you with a melee attack you die. I've recently been trying to experience RL more often actually going to school and such and there's this guy who wants to kick my ***. I'm scared because not only do I have no weapon (or fighting skill IRL) but I heard that when you die in real life, you can't respawn. I really don't want this guy to frag me because then I couldn't respawn and go home to my computer to play HL2 and Unreal Tournament. That would really suck.

I'm thinking about bringing a crowbar with me like Gordon Freeman, but I don't want the RL cops to ban me and put me in jail. I'm so confused about what to do and I am really starting to wish I never left the world of cyberspace and went into meatspace. I'm really beginning to regret it.

Answer 1

No I don't die but the moron who hit will go down like a bag of dirt.

: )

Answer 2

YES YES the RL cops will ban you and RAPE you. If you bring a crowbar to school the guy that wants to kick ur a.s.s will turn into Mike Tyson and eat you alive. Hes the worst kind. After Mike eats you the way he wants (because you know he likes children for lunch). Make sure to clap your heels to gether and wish you were home and then go take some of that prozac in the freezer. and tell Auntie Em I said wasup because she was looking for you.

Answer 3

Dude, what are you? Some kind of HUGE nerd that just got out of the wacky shack? Dude, seek help from God, because no doctor alive can help your nerdiness. All due respect, my good man, but still, your not making much sense. Get your butt off that dern computer, and live life!!!!!!!

Answer 4

Honey,
Seek some REAL help. Speak to a school counselor and your parents.