Easy, Tarantula, one does not want to incur the wrath of fervent Christians. Peace people. The answer is: 6
- one to say a few words over the expired bulb
- one to bless the new bulb
- one to explain how to incorporate the love of Jesus into bulb changing
- one to lead the prayer
- one to pass the plate
- oh, and one to put the darn thing in.
Lighten up, my brethren; it's just humor, not blasphemy.
Yes, Rowan is cute. Hi, Rowan!
2007-02-05 06:48:28
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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2007-02-05 21:15:27
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answered by Anonymous
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No, no I got it!
How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb ??
None, they think if it sits there long enough it will evolve into a brand new 60 watt!
Hugs && Kisses
⥠Abby â¥
2007-02-05 13:19:55
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answered by Anonymous
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Christians don't need lightbulbs because "the Light" shines from within them
2007-02-05 13:19:14
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answered by Anonymous
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And God said, "Let there be a lightbulb." And there was a lightbulb bestowed upon His people. And God saw that it was good.
And there was much rejoicing (until the light went out)
2007-02-05 13:22:09
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answered by Anonymous
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One.
2007-02-05 13:19:07
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answered by Anonymous
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the lord changes the light they pray
2007-02-05 13:19:47
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answered by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4
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None, there's always light in them.
2007-02-05 13:22:12
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answered by Anonymous
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Couldn't they all end up in eternal darkness? LOL
2007-02-05 13:21:02
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answered by Rowan 7
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one and the rest to judge how well it was done
2007-02-05 13:19:41
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answered by Anonymous
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