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2007-02-05 05:16:45 · 12 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

And for bonus points, doesn't Rowan have the prettiest little avatar?

2007-02-05 05:23:02 · update #1

12 answers

Easy, Tarantula, one does not want to incur the wrath of fervent Christians. Peace people. The answer is: 6

- one to say a few words over the expired bulb
- one to bless the new bulb
- one to explain how to incorporate the love of Jesus into bulb changing
- one to lead the prayer
- one to pass the plate
- oh, and one to put the darn thing in.

Lighten up, my brethren; it's just humor, not blasphemy.

Yes, Rowan is cute. Hi, Rowan!

2007-02-05 06:48:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1

2007-02-05 21:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, no I got it!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb ??

None, they think if it sits there long enough it will evolve into a brand new 60 watt!

Hugs && Kisses
♥ Abby ♥

2007-02-05 13:19:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Christians don't need lightbulbs because "the Light" shines from within them

2007-02-05 13:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

And God said, "Let there be a lightbulb." And there was a lightbulb bestowed upon His people. And God saw that it was good.
And there was much rejoicing (until the light went out)

2007-02-05 13:22:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

One.

2007-02-05 13:19:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the lord changes the light they pray

2007-02-05 13:19:47 · answer #7 · answered by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 · 0 1

None, there's always light in them.

2007-02-05 13:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Couldn't they all end up in eternal darkness? LOL

2007-02-05 13:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by Rowan 7 · 0 1

one and the rest to judge how well it was done

2007-02-05 13:19:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

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