I don't like my family...that's alright, innit?

Question

Ha, I love that "word": innit.
Anyway, really, I don't like any of them.
I moved across the world to get away from them.

How do I keep them away? They always want to visit my little corner of paradise and f+ck it up.

Answer 1

Sounds like you are such a joyful and loveable individual. I can see how hard you try to make friends by calling people dumbass and dumping on their questions. Maybe it is you they should try to keep away. Maybe try moving to the moon or the bottom of the ocean with the rest of the self absorbed slime!