Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.
2007-02-05 04:47:08
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answered by dennisjohns23 3
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dennisjohn23 u r one funny dude. i love that SNL skit.
And I love those Geico caveman commercials.
And Daves Here...... wouldn't you be upset too if people kept calling YOU stupid?? Those poor cavemen....they get no respect. haha
2007-02-07 03:53:58
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answered by Jennie 2
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Why are the Cavemen even out of their caves and running around amongst us?
2007-02-05 12:41:05
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answered by ticktock 7
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Cavemen are notoriously sensitive. They never got over the whole "Neanderthal" thing.
2007-02-05 12:44:12
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answered by Year of the Monkey 5
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Ever seen a Cavewoman?
2007-02-05 12:46:32
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answered by pressedham_d 1
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limited intellect
standing upright
probably mites in their fur
2007-02-05 20:32:38
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answered by Tiberius 4
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I don't know but they seem to be modeled after overly sensitive whiny blacks.
2007-02-05 12:45:49
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answered by Anonymous
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They have very thin, unevolved skin.
2007-02-05 12:46:30
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answered by Sleek 7
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They haven't completely evolved yet. :)
2007-02-05 12:42:38
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answered by singlebravesfan 3
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